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Post by Beangirl on Apr 27, 2012 12:41:41 GMT -5
O.K. So I am in my car at work eating my lunch. I ripped a HUGE one and didn't think anything of it. When I got out of the car to head back to work I felt something wet. I am "Oh Damn did I crap my pants?" So I make a bee line for the ladies and seems I didn't crap my pants . I guess sitting down and farting resulted in the fart vapors turning into a liquid. Whew! dodged that bullet.
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Post by Kimm on Apr 29, 2012 10:20:17 GMT -5
;D ;D Scientific transfer of matter.
Car farts are awesome especially when others have nowhere to go. lol.
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Post by angel607 on May 2, 2012 8:21:27 GMT -5
oh I love car farts or elevator farts especially when people are there with you. people in cars will cough rolling down the window and I think it's the funniest thing ever.
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Post by Blastgirl on May 3, 2012 2:56:52 GMT -5
oh I love car farts or elevator farts especially when people are there with you. people in cars will cough rolling down the window and I think it's the funniest thing ever. Its the best. I always made my Mom a bit upset by doing that.
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Post by Kimm on May 3, 2012 22:13:35 GMT -5
I get mom pretty mad too.
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Post by Kimm on May 26, 2012 14:56:41 GMT -5
I have a vapor thing that happened. ( had a peppersteak sub for lunch today) hahah This just happened literally a momemt ago. I go "Hey dad want to hear something?" My dads like "sure" So L lifted a cheek and BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT That peppersteak is kicking in. My dad goes "WOW! " and starts gagging. My mom shouts over "She crap her pants right?" My dad goes "Kim farted, and it was awesome, she lifted a cheek and it screamed and yeah my eyes are watery."
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Post by johnb1 on May 26, 2012 22:03:06 GMT -5
well-I'd have to say on occasion gas can be dry or wet with lots of moisture to carry the poo-ticles of stink from here to there. That's why, I suppose, it's called a fart cloud, because sometimes it just seems to hang there before going away eventually, and sometimes it's gone in a second. It's physics and chemistry I suppose-changing a solid into a gas and a little bit of liquid. Sometimes nasty, sometimes not. I think of it as a weapon of a$$ destruction (or distraction)
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Post by Kimm on Jun 30, 2012 12:06:56 GMT -5
Vapor. lol
So my friend Renee and I are tossing Frisbee and Renee farts, BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
My dad looks over and goes Damn Kim its starting already. Renee goes "Actually your daughter is innocent, I have to take credit for this one. It was hysterical.
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