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Post by johnb1 on Mar 15, 2012 21:41:03 GMT -5
went out with a friend to a Chinese Restaurant. We were hoping for buffet, but got dim sum instead. Food was good,mostly, but darn pricey about $53 for 2 people  ate a lot of curried squid. Delicious, but I've been letting off these industrial nose-unpluggers. They just reek. I'm scared to leave the house tonight because I might be responsible for someone collapsing. Yeah, they're that bad. hopefully, tomorrow will be better. John B |
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Post by Beangirl on Mar 16, 2012 12:26:05 GMT -5
LOL! I'd stay away from your Mum.Considering she doesn't like you ripping butt. ;D
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Post by johnb1 on Mar 16, 2012 18:22:22 GMT -5
Thanks, Beangirl. Had a little business to do at my mom's, and thank heavens (or heavins) I didn't fart at her house. I was workin' on her computer, ordering something online and she was right beside me, "helping" me out. The order went through and she's no more annoyed with me than usual. Of course, it being close to St. Patrick's day, I had a shamrock shake, and sure an' it was time to fertilize the clover. Oh, Uncle O' Grimacy, Oh Ronald McDonald, you got me again. Oh, Johnny Boy, the poops, the poops are calling.... I apologize in advance if I've offended anyone of Irish descent or part-Irish decent here. I hope I'll remember what happened when I drank one of your darn shakes.  John b |
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Post by Kimm on Mar 17, 2012 9:19:28 GMT -5
LOL! I'd stay away from your Mum.Considering she doesn't like you ripping butt. ;D My mom doesnt like it when I fart but I do it anyway partially to annoy her. More so because its funny to fart and painful to hold it in. ;D ;D Yes John Chinese is a good fuel maker. So is tonights traditional meal. Corned beef and cabbage. ;D |
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Post by Beangirl on Mar 17, 2012 11:41:16 GMT -5
Chinese food is very gassy and poopy. That's why they call 'em "Pot Sticker's" After eating them you are pretty much stuck on the pot. |
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Post by fartinggurl on Mar 17, 2012 17:06:41 GMT -5
Chinese food is very gassy and poopy. That's why they call 'em "Pot Sticker's" After eating them you are pretty much stuck on the pot. I had Chinese food a couple weeks ago and must have farted about 40 times in an hour. I eventually had to make my way to the toilet afterwards. |
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Post by Beangirl on Mar 18, 2012 11:34:33 GMT -5
Friday night I had chicken wings and Ice cream. OMG! at work yesterday my fart's would have lead the snakes out of Ireland without St. Paddy. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Mar 19, 2012 14:19:12 GMT -5
Chinese food is very gassy and poopy. That's why they call 'em "Pot Sticker's" After eating them you are pretty much stuck on the pot. Yeah Chinese makes me dump a lot too. Indian (as in India not native American) does that to me too. Raisin Bran is another. Chinese and India are butt burners. Your fortune cookie should say "youre going to deposit your dinner in a porcelain throne." "your buns are going to burn." "your pants are going to streak." |
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Post by Beangirl on Mar 20, 2012 18:51:07 GMT -5
Yeah..  "Your wind will burn down cities" Fortunate are those who pass gas up wind" "Kung Pao poo packs punches."  |
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Post by angel607 on Mar 20, 2012 19:41:54 GMT -5
it's nice to go out to nice resteraunts and the farting after is like the icing on the cake. it's nice to spread that kind of joy somebody's way. when you rip the loud ones you know you did a great job.
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Post by Beangirl on Mar 21, 2012 14:27:16 GMT -5
I was on my way to customer service for my returns when I passed the pharmacy an someone cut a huge one. Almost blew me off my feet.  |
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