Post by Mahnarch on Jan 29, 2012 2:01:13 GMT -5
I was recently made aware of the existence of Mr(s) Snart so, I decided to open a channel to him/her.
Here I sit, at an abandoned outdoor cafe in downtown Lebanon after experiencing an gruesome time at "Customs/Extortion"...
Turns out, I could have flown into Dallas, Texas and saved the hassle but, NO!, I had to see the Middle East and force him to come here as well!
Anywho!
Mr. Snart:
1) How many 'L's are in your proper name?
2) How many hands tall are you?
3) If you were to jump across a 5ft ravine without a running start. Would you make it?
4) What color is your right shoe?
5) How many hands have you shaken today?
6) If you had a pet bird. What would his/her name be?
7) Let's say you threw a singe dice across the room, to your four o'clock position from your monitor, what would it hit - and what would it roll out as?
8) What color is your keyboard?
9) How many sprinting leaps would it take to get from your front door to your mail box?
10) If the sky were green, how would you know when to stop mowing your yard?
11) On a scale of 1-10... How hot is your mother (in someone else's eyes)?
12) Are you a poodle person - or a German Shepard person?
13) If your car was being broken into would you 1)Drop kick the burglar, or 2) Run away?
14) Was it the fall or Spider-Man's web that killed Gwen Stacey?
15) Are you in trouble? Or, causing trouble?
16) How many thimbles would fill a pint?
17) If you were green skinned, had 42 inch biceps and could lift over 1,200lbs...what would your name be?
18) Look directly up. What color do you see?
19) If I were to stand up from your computer chair and walk out of the nearest door from where you are now... where would I end up?
20) If you were to punch your dad in the face - would you angle up/down/level?
Bonus:
21: Where is Jimmy Hoffa's body?
Here I sit, at an abandoned outdoor cafe in downtown Lebanon after experiencing an gruesome time at "Customs/Extortion"...
Turns out, I could have flown into Dallas, Texas and saved the hassle but, NO!, I had to see the Middle East and force him to come here as well!
Anywho!
Mr. Snart:
1) How many 'L's are in your proper name?
2) How many hands tall are you?
3) If you were to jump across a 5ft ravine without a running start. Would you make it?
4) What color is your right shoe?
5) How many hands have you shaken today?
6) If you had a pet bird. What would his/her name be?
7) Let's say you threw a singe dice across the room, to your four o'clock position from your monitor, what would it hit - and what would it roll out as?
8) What color is your keyboard?
9) How many sprinting leaps would it take to get from your front door to your mail box?
10) If the sky were green, how would you know when to stop mowing your yard?
11) On a scale of 1-10... How hot is your mother (in someone else's eyes)?
12) Are you a poodle person - or a German Shepard person?
13) If your car was being broken into would you 1)Drop kick the burglar, or 2) Run away?
14) Was it the fall or Spider-Man's web that killed Gwen Stacey?
15) Are you in trouble? Or, causing trouble?
16) How many thimbles would fill a pint?
17) If you were green skinned, had 42 inch biceps and could lift over 1,200lbs...what would your name be?
18) Look directly up. What color do you see?
19) If I were to stand up from your computer chair and walk out of the nearest door from where you are now... where would I end up?
20) If you were to punch your dad in the face - would you angle up/down/level?
Bonus:
21: Where is Jimmy Hoffa's body?