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Post by jojomcboingboing on Dec 8, 2011 22:12:40 GMT -5
well the other day I had the worst gas I have ever had in a long time, my record for number of farts in a day. I farted for all my co workers at work and then I had to go talk to my boss... then oh oh , I was all like.. hang on one sec. I stuck my arse out of his office and bbppppppllllllllllllaaaaatttttttttttttt!!!!!!!. All he said was JESUS!!! I was all like well would you rather me do that in here hahahahahahahaha  |
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Post by jojomcboingboing on Dec 8, 2011 22:15:42 GMT -5
if anyone has any ideas as to what I can eat to share they joy at work please tell me  |
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Post by johnb1 on Dec 9, 2011 0:51:52 GMT -5
so then-let me get this straight-you've been popping 'em off left, right and center, and you want to know stuff that will make you fart more rather than less... Right, then. - may someone forgive me for this.....let's see-leftover Chinese or other fast food, bologna, devilled eggs or egg-salad sandwiches, kimchi, hummus (maybe) roasted eggplant in tomato sauce (nasty stuff, but you won't be able to stop farting) beans of any kind, sweet potatoes done tempura style, and finally my own creation-the sandwich from hell. best served with lots of apple juice or peppermint tea. first get some pumpernickel bread, toast it. make up some onion dip (pack of onion soup mix+mayo/whipped topping. and mix with tuna+fake crab and spread on the toasted pumpernickel bread. eat about 3-4 sandwiches. Have lots of black licorice and candied ginger for dessert. If you have any food allergies, go with that, too. As for me-people definitely don't want me to fart. So I've given you a few ideas-which I probably shouldn't have done-but I can't be held responsible for the damage you may do with this stuff.
JOhn B
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Post by Blastgirl on Dec 9, 2011 2:57:07 GMT -5
Who doesn't fart at work?
I haven't done a good one in a while while at work but I have cleared the office area out numerous times.
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Post by Phil on Dec 9, 2011 14:48:25 GMT -5
This happened about 8 or 9 years ago. Our shift manager's office needed a new light fixture. I was up on the step stand replacing the fixture with it sort of dangling and he shift manager a funny old guy at that time around 70 years old was telling a story and walked around the stand and let loose the kind of fart that only old people can release. It had to be the energizer bunny of farts because it seemed never to end. Then the old guy laughs and says "that's about all my balloon is deflated now. Then he walks out chuckling.
Of course I have a light fixture and can't really let go of it so there I was.
For days other workers heard about that and said 'So Ostrotkiewicz, I heard you got Jack attacked the other night.' *the managers name was Jack*
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Post by Blastgirl on Dec 11, 2011 3:52:51 GMT -5
I remember you telling that at the old Farts . com Board. That's a funny thing whenever someone is trapped in the vapor. Maybe its a little less funny if you're the one trapped though. ;D
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Post by Beangirl on Dec 11, 2011 11:35:40 GMT -5
I let it fly at Wal Mart pretty much every day. Of course I do it when no one's around. Lately they are flying out of my butt on there own.  I guess when you get old you can't control your gas either.  |
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Post by Phil on Dec 12, 2011 13:47:50 GMT -5
Or you just don't care as much.
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Post by Beangirl on Dec 12, 2011 19:48:27 GMT -5
Or you just don't care as much. LOL! Yeah, that's true. I just don't give a fart! ;D |
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Post by Classicblast on Dec 13, 2011 1:49:36 GMT -5
I had a teammate who barely spoke English but he ripped ass all the time. Rodriguez the rotten ass. hahaha
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