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Post by johnb1 on Nov 5, 2011 13:00:34 GMT -5
I swear I must've eaten some kinda rocket fuel (exactly what, I dunno)
'cause I been farting up a storm something awful. Doesn't stink, but sure is loud, hot and painful. It's a heck of thing when you wanna fart, but you're scared to because you know it's gonna hurt so bad. Kinda darned-if-you-do-darned-if-you-don't. Even let one go at a thursday meeting I went to. Vinyl seated chairs, so it's rumble time. had a sore on my browneye for a number of months, so that's not helping me.
Man I wish I could find some of that "Heal-A-Wazoo" stuff up here in Canada, because I sure need it, either that, or some strategically placed :-[ice.
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Post by Kimm on Nov 5, 2011 22:52:25 GMT -5
Dont lite a match! ;D ;D
I know how that is. But if you jump and fart at the same time you can fly several blocks. It definitely is a time saver in crowded malls or crowded cities when youre trying to get your shopping done.
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Post by johnb1 on Nov 5, 2011 23:41:29 GMT -5
thanks, Kimm-I guess.Of course, I think this jumping and farting thing at the same time is a load of bull$hit. So for your trouble is something to make you smile John B Attachments:
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Post by Kimm on Nov 6, 2011 14:29:49 GMT -5
haha
On a serious note sometimes Im not sure what brings out more gas than other times. One of the unsung heros is mashed potatoes though.
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Post by Beangirl on Nov 6, 2011 15:03:58 GMT -5
Hey farters...Daylight savings ended last night. That gives us an extra hour of farting! Woo Hoo! ;D
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Post by angel607 on Nov 7, 2011 20:36:17 GMT -5
im all for a extra hour of farting lol. cheesecake paradise is a place that caused me to make the most damage. my friends said I stunk the hotel up. last time I was up in philly for our valley of fear trip I accidently farted loud in taco bell and my friend said oh god not in public. I embarresed them lol.
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Post by johnb1 on Nov 10, 2011 11:46:16 GMT -5
nice one, angel607 cheesecake paradise? I'm sure you were just "Complementing the Cook" people being who they are, a polite bit of applause would have been nice, but it was what it was... If it's any consolation, I once stunk out a Walmart in Green Valley Arizona... you farted before eating taco bell's stuff? that's not a great sign yeah, people get embarassed by that kinda stuff, 'specially the ladies 'cuz "ladies don't fart". Well, Kimm ,Demona and others here could certainly change your mind on that old idea. I like Taco Bell, but I learned my lesson about pigging out on their extra hot sauce, volcano crunchwrap and Supremo Fries.... was sweating profusely, praying there wouldn't be a mexicali mudslide.... would eat it again, but there aren't a lot of fast food places near to where I live  hey, farts happen..... JOhn B |
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Post by Kimm on Nov 12, 2011 14:45:18 GMT -5
I had onion rings and ice cream yesterday. I blasted farts in my moms car all the way home from a veterans day display we went to.
She was so mad at me.
I was enjoying the fact that it was annoying her. We played checkers and I won. ;D YAY! Well I go to my dad "Moms mad because I won at checkers." My mom goes "No, Im just tired of smelling your rank ass. She had onion rings and then ice cream" My dad goes "So shes all fueled up and nowhere to fart." My mom goes "NO where to fart? She farts EVERYWHERE"
I go "Guilty!"
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Post by fartinggurl on Nov 12, 2011 21:48:12 GMT -5
My dad made chili for dinner a couple nights ago and I had two bowls of it. Later that night I was talking to my mom in the laundry room, which is also where we keep the cat litter boxes, while she was putting clothes in the dryer, and I let rip a BBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAPPPPPPP! My mom said, "So I see the chili is making an apperance." It did not smell to good in the laundry room after a few moments. My mom goes, "Holy sh*t is that bad! That smells worse than the cat boxes! I'm getting out of here until the air smells better." She then ran out holding her nose while I continued to laugh.
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Post by johnb1 on Nov 13, 2011 20:27:21 GMT -5
Hmm-maybe Kimm was getting into the spirit of the say, what with her 20 bum salute and all that. I'm sure your mom was waiting for you to blow "Last Post" then quit playing. and to fartinggurl-that must have been quite something. My birthday was Veterans' Day, KFC for lunch and bbq ribs for dinner with beans and coleslaw (twice) so I sure was playing the ol' bowel bugle too. Took a few KFC leftovers home. Spent a night speaking with the Colonel....
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Post by Kimm on Nov 13, 2011 22:14:02 GMT -5
fartinggurl sometimes the BPLAT is worse smelling thatn BBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLAAAATTT. john, I know what you mean about the 21 gun salute Ive been known for that BPLAT,,,BPLAT...BPLAT...BPLAT,, BPLAT..BPLAT...BPLAT...BPLAT....
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