snart
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Post by snart on Jul 26, 2011 22:51:57 GMT -5
I started this thread of my self farting on fiber one because I wanted to start a fiber one fart compition to see who could record their best fiber farts
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Post by Beangirl on Jul 27, 2011 19:19:42 GMT -5
GEEZZZZZZ!!! LOL! You almost blew me off my computer chair! That was great. ;D Welcome to the board.  |
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Kimm
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Post by Kimm on Jul 28, 2011 19:14:04 GMT -5
Fiber is a wonderful thing. I would never take Gas x or beano. Could you imagine trying not to fart? What fun is that?
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snart
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Post by snart on Jul 28, 2011 19:27:30 GMT -5
Gas x makes your fart bubbles bigger and easier to pass so u fart more. Beano on the other hand makes u fart less.
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Post by Antonio on Jul 28, 2011 20:01:58 GMT -5
Fiber farts are the worst farts but the most benificial farts health wise, there are different farts, the farts we have from eating too much junk food and farts we get from eating the right types of food. Being a person who is some what of a health and fitness nut, eating alot of fiber and protien shakes are a deadly yet a healthy mixture.
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Post by Kimm on Jul 29, 2011 12:23:33 GMT -5
I remember reading the worst smelling farts are the most healthy. My dad goes "Kimmy will live forever if thats true." ;D
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Post by johnb1 on Jul 29, 2011 16:43:59 GMT -5
You're probably right as usual, Kimm. Those who eat healthily can't fart stealthily.There's something, so I've read, that good farts equal good health, up to a point. Of course, a few fiber one bars don't do anything to me. Sadly, I had a gastric bypass back in 2004, so my body doesn't break down food as well as it should, and the fiber doesn't have enough time to sit there, get worked on by your body's bacteria, and then produce gas. However, I can produce some really horrendous farts. That's the disadvantage (or maybe the advantage) fart-wise of that. However, you give me a bag of dried apricots, maybe some prunes, that sort of thing, and once I get going, you won't be able to shut me up. same with Chinese food or beans. Nice job, snart, I think your colon said "fiii-ber", but I could be wrong
JB
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