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Post by fartinggurl on Jul 25, 2011 21:55:01 GMT -5
As a lot of you know, a couple weeks ago my parents, grandparents, and I went on vacation to NYC for my birthday. On Friday night, after my parents and I had spent the entire day in the city, we walked to Port Authority to catch a late bus back to our hotel.
As we were going up the escalator to the gate where our bus was, this guy got on, and instead of just standing, the guy proceded to walk up the moving escalator, and when he walked past my parents and I, he let rip a loud, long, juicy one. I noticed when he reached the top of the escalator he ran straight toward the bathrooms.
I just about lost it; I was laughing so hard. Even my parents, who are not ones to normally laugh at farts in public, were laughing, but we managed to calm down by the time we got onto the bus. Very rarely do I hear people I don't know fart in public places, so hearing a guy in NYC farting at a bus station really made me laugh. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Jul 28, 2011 19:21:34 GMT -5
I dont know how many times Ive vibrated the booths at Waffle House and McDonalds and some other places. Sometimes people gawk or go to each other "that was the blond chick." Thats just awesome the different reactions. Some think its gross, some think its funny, some think its sick and some dont care.
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Post by Beangirl on Jul 28, 2011 20:26:51 GMT -5
I always get.. "Was that you?" Yeah it was. ;D
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Post by angel607 on Jul 29, 2011 10:29:08 GMT -5
omg fartinggurl that would of made me laugh until I had tears coming out of my eyes. I like when people fart in a elevator then look around like they did not do it. it's always funny to go places and hear people let them rip. once I was in the express checkout line and some guy cut the cheese big time. I had to hide in a food asle until I could control my laughing. I bet a lot of farting when on when that guy made it up the esculator into the bathroom
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Post by Kimm on Aug 5, 2011 12:05:44 GMT -5
I remember letting a big one go in a ice cream stand about 2 years ago I lift a cheek and
BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
My brother goes "Excuse yourself for THAT one!" I go "NO!" My mom goes "My daughter the lady"
There were some dirty looks from the surrounding tables. ;D
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Post by Demona on Sept 6, 2011 6:28:24 GMT -5
If I witnessed that in public, I think I would have to make a trip to the ladies room to throw out my soaked panties from laughing so hard! From the sound of it, he probably crapped his britches!
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Post by Beangirl on Sept 6, 2011 13:17:16 GMT -5
I was in our restroom at Wal Mart in a stall when I heard a lady in the last stall explode with farts. I mean really toot toot toot!Blast. I tried not to laugh because I thought I knew who she was. I was so right not to laugh ;D It was our Assistant manager Aimee.  |
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Post by Demona on Sept 6, 2011 14:43:23 GMT -5
I was in our restroom at Wal Mart in a stall when I heard a lady in the last stall explode with farts. I mean really toot toot toot!Blast. I tried not to laugh because I thought I knew who she was. I was so right not to laugh ;D It was our Assistant manager Aimee. If someone is tearing farts in the bathroom, I can't hold the laughter in! At work this one woman when you go in the bathroom even warns you she's taking a crap by saying things like, "I wouldn't linger in here if I was you!" or "Enter with caution!" |
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Post by Kimm on Sept 6, 2011 19:24:48 GMT -5
I remember the stadium story this girl comes in and the building was undergoing repair but was open and running and the doors were off the stalls. She goes "NO f..ng door?" Blastrigl goes "We wont look." She sits down and farts about 5 times and what not. We saw her a little bit later in the corridor and she did definitely walk better.
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Post by Beangirl on Sept 7, 2011 16:13:03 GMT -5
Well Amie is this little tiny Philippino lady. I have no idea where she gets her gas but I have heard her before! Whew..She is a loud farter. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Sept 7, 2011 21:56:47 GMT -5
Well Amie is this little tiny Philippino lady. I have no idea where she gets her gas but I have heard her before! Whew..She is a loud farter. ;D ' Never underestimate the noise that can come out of a small a$$! Every eat Filipino food? lol. If you have then youre not really that surprised. tee hee hee. ;D I remember having to really deuce it after tacos. My mom and I were at a K mart and I had to do #2 and I go in and sat down and it just starts the fart/plop all at once. My mom knocks on the stall door and goes "Taco plopppo!!" That was supposed to embarrass me but I dont care. There was only a little bit of toilet paper left though and I didnt look before I sat down and I was lucky not to run out. ;D |
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