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Post by Antonio on Jul 20, 2011 16:47:04 GMT -5
One thing I cant stand is people who overreact to farts, when I fart I'm respectful about it I wont fart on a person or near their face and I wont fart while someone is eating even I think thats disrespectful. Yesterday me and a couple of friends decide to go to San Diego State for a party, I drive but my car is in the shop so I rented a car we stopped at a Mexican restaurant I Had a burrito and it gave me gas, so I farted and let the windows down but I heard a 10 minute tantrum from my friends guess of how rude and nasty and disrespectful I was but you could barely smell it, it was very loud though.  |
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Post by Kimm on Jul 20, 2011 17:40:46 GMT -5
And they ready you the riot act? That happens to me all the time. Im like "I farted, its not the end of the world.
I said to my mom that "farts have never killed anyone." My mom goes "Its easy for someone whos never smelled one of yours."
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Post by Beangirl on Jul 20, 2011 20:30:15 GMT -5
Hey Homeboy! How have you been? Good to hear from you. Yeah people just don't understand the West. Especially So Cal. Beans = farts no matter what or where. Gas happens.We have some of the best Burritos in the world here.  |
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Post by Kimm on Jul 21, 2011 18:58:44 GMT -5
I just blew 2 of them walking by my mom
BBBBPPPPPPLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTT.....................BBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT
My mom goes "kimmy sh!ts her pants. Who needs a burglar alarm?" I admit that was a funny answer.
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Post by Beangirl on Jul 21, 2011 20:17:32 GMT -5
I just blew 2 of them walking by my mom BBBBPPPPPPLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTT.....................BBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT My mom goes "kimmy sh!ts her pants. Who needs a burglar alarm?" I admit that was a funny answer. Ha! ADT (A Daughter Toots) ;D That's Kimm ;D |
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Post by Antonio on Jul 22, 2011 22:49:56 GMT -5
Yes Kim a fart has never killed anybody mabey made them dizzy or nausated lol mabey even faint but never killed anybody, but it was my car so I had the right to fart like I said its just gas dont hang me for letting it out.
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Post by Antonio on Jul 22, 2011 22:53:13 GMT -5
Hey BeanGirl I been good hows the Cali life treating ya lol yea they dont how the mexican food in So Cal really is if your not used to it, it can be devastating you your stomach and butt but might be a good thing for some of us.
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Post by Blastgirl on Jul 23, 2011 1:56:59 GMT -5
Yes Kim a fart has never killed anybody mabey made them dizzy or nausated lol mabey even faint but never killed anybody, but it was my car so I had the right to fart like I said its just gas dont hang me for letting it out. The right to fart and lock the windows.  |
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Post by Beangirl on Jul 23, 2011 13:49:11 GMT -5
Hey BeanGirl I been good hows the Cali life treating ya lol yea they don't how the Mexican food in So Cal really is if your not used to it, it can be devastating you your stomach and butt but might be a good thing for some of us. Hey. Doing good! ;D Just eat a few of our jalepeno's or Serrano's or Anaheim chile's in a dish and expect an O-Ring burner!  |
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Post by angel607 on Jul 23, 2011 18:22:40 GMT -5
i know there are times when I have been rude and I fart out loud. but you know the older I get it just seems to slip out. some of the faces when they look at me I wish I could take a picture of them because they are priceless and funny.
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Post by Antonio on Jul 24, 2011 2:07:38 GMT -5
i know there are times when I have been rude and I fart out loud. but you know the older I get it just seems to slip out. some of the faces when they look at me I wish I could take a picture of them because they are priceless and funny. Thats the excuse Im going to use when I get older lol mabey when I turn 30, just let it rip and say sorry Im old he just come out. |
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Post by fartinggurl on Jul 25, 2011 21:29:45 GMT -5
I can remember back in high school I attended a slumber party one of my best friends was having. There were 5 of us, and while we were watching a movie, I let off this somewhat-loud fart. My best friend, 3 of the girls, and I were laughing about it, but one girl went on about how disgusting it is to fart, saying it's not ladylike, and that I should apologize. The rest of us pretty much told her that everybody farts, so she should not make such a big deal about it.
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Post by Kimm on Jul 28, 2011 19:23:30 GMT -5
We converted my friend Renee. She would never admit to farting from second grade when I met her she would never admit it. Just before senior year started we went camping and during the camping trip she blasted a long loud fart and we all heard and I go "Renee you are busted!" She goes "Yep I blew it!" Ever since then shes been as flatulent as me. ;D
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Post by Beangirl on Jul 28, 2011 20:11:11 GMT -5
OMG! Farting at slumber parties is so much fun. We did it all night long laughing until we thought we would puke.Popcorn, soda. ice cream and movies equal farts. ;D Pity the poor girl who's zipper got stuck on her sleeping bag and she "Dutch Ovened" herself. |
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Post by Antonio on Jul 28, 2011 20:15:27 GMT -5
lol always nice to covert someone into a farter, I dated a girl who never admit to farting than after a month she was farting as much as me, and my friend since the 7th grade who was always the pretty chick and admit to farting now 10 years later she rips farts as loud and as long as man and even clear public areas.
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Post by angel607 on Jul 29, 2011 10:32:40 GMT -5
yeah antonio you could definitly get away with that excuse. it's like the older I get the more I fart. and if I hold it in until I burst and let it out people will have to evacuate the building. sometimes I just say wow I never even felt that one coming out sorry.
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Post by Kimm on Jul 29, 2011 12:22:16 GMT -5
One of my cousins was laughing so hard she farted it was a medium fart. We all go "Wendy farted." She got mad saying that she didnt fart. Angry like never before. We all heard it there was no denying it. I go "I admit to it why cant you?"
Almost unpissed, Wendy goes "Admit to it? YOU brag about it." Im like yeah so why cant you? ;D
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