Kimm
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Post by Kimm on Jul 10, 2011 14:18:27 GMT -5
Haha. Checkers for lunch today. A big Buford burger and seasoned fries. And about every 10 or 15 minutes Im blowing big farts.
BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT
A few moments ago my dad goes "You better check your pants on that one Kimmy. I think you might have juiced yourself."
My mom squeezed her nose and said, "you are not very ladylike KIMMMM! You didnt learn that from me."
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Post by Beangirl on Jul 12, 2011 19:11:48 GMT -5
Ladylike? I bet the Queen of England farts. ;)LOL! She is always on the throne. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Jul 16, 2011 10:20:51 GMT -5
Ladylike? I bet the Queen of England farts. ;)LOL! She is always on the throne. ;D Thats what I think too. I just did one a few minutes ago a mild BBppllaattt. My mom looks over and goes "my ever so ladylike daughter." |
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Post by Beangirl on Jul 16, 2011 21:19:43 GMT -5
In California Checker's is called Rally's . The Big Bufords look like they could cause a real fart attack. Those fries alone could do major o ring damage.  |
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Post by Kimm on Jul 19, 2011 19:30:56 GMT -5
Oh yes the Buford burger.
So we have me, my boyfriend, my dad and my mom. And then this happens.
I just ripped a long loud fart
BBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT
My dads like "Nice KIM!"
Then the vapors hit. My dad tugged his shirt over his face. My boyfriend is rolling around like a hyena my mom goes "I know what must have happened KIM! My dads like "You should have heard the fart she just blew" My mom goes "Bad enough I can smell it.
My brother goes "I dont suppose youre going to say excuse me" I go "NOPE!"
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Post by Kimm on Jul 21, 2011 19:10:26 GMT -5
I was in Hardees today and had to take a dump. I sat down and was well into it when I realized there wasnt going to be enough toilet paper to wipe. I shouted to a friend "Renee Im out of tickets!"
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