Big Farts

[Demona]

I was in the kitchen, then raced to the living room when I felt a fart coming on. I bent over and let it tear in front of my dad, who said, "Oh God, you filled your pants!" I was laughing, walked away, when I felt another one brewing. I ran back and let another loud one rip! I don't know what gave me gas, but I should eat more of it! I didn't fill my pants, but he did last Sunday after we went to dinner at a buffet!

[Kimm]

That happens a lot my mom will say "she sh!t her pants." To tell people I farted. Im like I know the difference between air and drawing mud. I can stop with air. ;D You dad is like my dad he has humor about farts. ;D

Its a shame to blow a good fart and not get to share it with anybody though. ;D

[Demona]

He'll ask me when I use the bathroom if I'm pooping, and would say I took the finish off the dining room chairs when I'd run to them to fart!

[fartinggurl]

A while back I was sitting on the kitchen floor in front of the pantry putting away groceries, and I let off about 8 farts in a row. My dad then asked me if I blew a hole in the floor.

[Demona]

Well, did you? LOL!

[Kimm]

The fart is the fastest and sharpest thing in the world. It can go through my underwear and my pants without making a hole.

I just blew a fart right now and Im brewing another one. ;D

[Blastgirl]

Ha! I just farted long and loud. Classic is in bed but not really asleep. I went up to him put my butt a foot or so from him and let it go.

BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

It was great!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

[angel607]

let it out everyone loud and proud lol. I tell my friend's that. some used to say sorry but I said blow it out louder next time. sometimes I try and get my loud ones on video. it's hard but I love hearing the noise.

[Demona]

Angel, I've recorded farts on my phone during a particularly gassy day before!

[Beangirl]

The other day I swear I ripped one that was "ten years long". I mean.. It went on so long my cat Chloe (who is used to my farts) actually stared at my butt like she was wondering when the heck I was going to shut off!

[Blastgirl]

I remember one of many times I farted on the window seat at my Parents' house this time I'm thinking of I was about twenty and it was a long loud
BBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT It had to be one of my longest ever. ;D. My Mom was sleeping on the couch and wakes up really fast and stared at me and said "What!!!!!!" I laughed extra hard and said "Mom you answered my fart!"

My mom gets a whiff of it and fans her nose and said "I am going to bed!"

Ask Classic why he wont let me climb a ladder first anymore. ;D

[Kimm]

About 10 minutes ago I lifted a cheek and blasted off a long loud
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT

My dad goes "One of these days youre going to fly away.. Thats probably true. ;D

[paomik]

One day my girlfriend's mother was alone in the room and standing next to the window. She ripped a big loud fart and the same time was entering into the 13 years old nephew (her sister's kid).
The kid shouts "oh Stella you made me mad , I can not stand anymore" (because she farts very often to him).
and she says - "oh I didn't know that you are here".

[angel607]

i love farting and filming it. then I get to hear my farts in all their glory. when I was drinking in philly last year for new years I had bad gas. my friends yelled at me but I couldn't help it. then you get hit by the aftershocks and the farts keep on coming all night.

[snart]

Here is a big fart I caught on video