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Post by Demona on May 11, 2011 17:05:28 GMT -5
I was out yesterday and had to use a public restroom to tinkle. I'm done and another woman goes in after me. While I'm at the sink I hear all these farts and have to leave quick to surpress the laughter. On the way out I still hear her proceeding to have the 'rhea with wild abandon!
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Post by Beangirl on May 11, 2011 19:20:38 GMT -5
I hear that a ;Dlot at wal fart. toot toot, plop,plop. I was standing by the garden gate and an elderly couple were standing near admiring the flowers when the old lady lets one rip. ;D I had to walk outside biting my lip to keep from laughing. Another customer heard it and looked right at me.  I swear it wasn't me.  |
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Post by angel607 on May 12, 2011 0:01:31 GMT -5
oh my gosh I don't know if I could of held my laughter out. when I hear loud fart's i'll be like what was that and bust out laughing. I love the loud ones that go on for quite some time
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Post by Demona on May 12, 2011 6:53:41 GMT -5
oh my gosh I don't know if I could of held my laughter out. when I hear loud fart's i'll be like what was that and bust out laughing. I love the loud ones that go on for quite some time You mean like this? |
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Post by Classicblast on May 12, 2011 23:50:58 GMT -5
Some people just don't care or they really have to go that bad. hahaha.
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Post by Kimm on May 14, 2011 17:41:28 GMT -5
We had a situation like that a few years back. We went to a baseball game Classic was playing on the road but Blastgirl and I went anyway. The stadium was in the remodel process and they didnt get it all finished over the off season so they had some of it doing during the season. One of the things that was not finished was stall doors. Well this girl comes into the ladys room and sees theres no doors.
She goes "No F....King doors?" Blastgirl goes "We wont look." She coudlnt wait any longer she sits down blows some squishy farts at least 5 of them and we could hear the "plopping." We were laughing and left the bathroom but then that girl comes out and walks by us and we smile and go "hi" she timidly nodded and Blastgirl goes "she is walking better."
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Post by Blix on May 14, 2011 19:44:41 GMT -5
Ahahahahah xD That's amazing Kimm! A perfect 'farts' story in my opinion.
I have one of those as well, only I was the culprit (embarrassingly enough).
Me and four of my closest friends were on our way to Steinkjær by train (faaar faaar south from here) to pay our respects to the grave of a common friend who passed a few years ago. At one of the longer stops along the way, I felt the urge to use the restroom. As you might remember, my digestive system has never really been at good health so I knew what was coming. My friends remained outside the train station while I went in. According to them, 8-10 people came rushing out roughly 2 minutes after I walked in the door. They looked like they were fleeing. When I came out like 5 minutes later, I was smiling absently - and the odor that struck them as the doors opened was - in their words - horrifying.
Whenever we talked about that incident after that, we could never tell the whole story without bursting into intense laughter.
/end embarrassment
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Post by fartinggurl on May 19, 2011 22:24:00 GMT -5
I do not like to take a dump in public bathrooms, unless it's an emergency. I can remember years ago I was at the YMCA and I had to take a dump really badly. I decided to use the toilet in the women's locker room, since the bathroom in the locker room had only one toilet. I had to go so badly that I did not bother to lock the door behind me. I was in the middle of doing my business, when a woman, without bothering to knock on the door to see if someone was inside, opened the bathrooom door. I immediately yelled out that I was inside. She apologized and left. I know I should have locked the door, but still it never hurts to knock just in case. |
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Post by Kimm on May 20, 2011 16:33:03 GMT -5
The mall is exlax for me. If I step into the mall I have to take a sh!t immediately. It never fails. Once my mom and I were going to a store and my mom goes we could go downtown or to the mall to discuss which branch of the store we should go to. I said that the mall was closer and my mom goes "Its going to take the same amount of time either way, when we get to the mall youre going to have to take a sh!t. There goes the twenty minute difference."
You all remember how I embarrassed my sister, Tammy at the wedding reception. lol.
"Shes taking a sh!t"
"Kimmmmmmmmmmmmm!" ;D
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