Plugging up the pot!

[Demona]

This isn't recent, it happened last year, but I didn't want to talk about it at the time.

So I was with a friend at a record shop, when I had the urge to take a crap. I ask the owner where the bathroom is, and he points to a back room loaded with junk. The seat was an iceberg minus ten, and there was barely any paper left on the roll. Plus no soap! Talk about a ghetto crapper!

Anyway, to top it off, I stand to flush, and the sodding water just rises up, threatening to spill over! I wait, and try again, with no such luck. Forced to leave it, BM and all, I walk back out. In a panic, I tell him it's not flushing, and he asks if I messed with whatever inside the tank. I said no. I'm not sticking my hands in there! Remember, no soap?

Needless to say, out of shame, I'm not going back anytime soon. I don't want to be rememberd as The Pooper!

[Jason O'Lewa]

i dont blame you that is a funny story. but if the store has good records it might be worth going there anyway
rememebering how cold it was and low on paper and soap it might be better not to use it for that reason again

thats funny though

[Blastgirl]

I think everybody's done that at least once before.

I remember a sluggish toilet at a hotel when I was going to a road game that Classic was playing. Housekeeping was knocking after about the third knock I decided I better drop a deuce, shower and check out. Well the toilet wouldn't flush.

So I figured Housekeeping is coming as soon as I check out anyway so I showered and checked out. I doubt Housekeeping appreciated it. ;D

[Beangirl]

I must be getting jaded. I was eating breakfast when I read this post and didn't even gag.

[Demona]

Feb 4, 2011 12:00:58 GMT -5 Blastgirl said:

I think everybody's done that at least once before.

I remember a sluggish toilet at a hotel when I was going to a road game that Classic was playing. Housekeeping was knocking after about the third knock I decided I better drop a deuce, shower and check out. Well the toilet wouldn't flush.

So I figured Housekeeping is coming as soon as I check out anyway so I showered and checked out. I doubt Housekeeping appreciated it. ;D

We had to switch hotel rooms once on vacation because I clogged it up from a tough BM, and the water decided to rise up and flood the bathroom! I think it was even touching the carpet! I'm legendary, man!

[Kimm]

I plugged a few toilets too.

I worked at Hooters and the cook goes "Its time for your order, " I go "No, I have to take a sh!t right now!" I was in there forever and it would not flush.

I washed my hands and such and I go "I plugged it up!"

The manager goes "Do you mind not being so open about this? Hootergirls taking a sh!t is not our sexy image."

I plugged one at a movie palace too. That wasnt too long ago. I was a good 20 mins and my boyfriend goes "Did you fall in?" I go no and I woudlnt want to the pot is stuck." He rolled his eyes and shook his head.

[johnb1]

Hmm...sounds like you gals have done your fair share of work...
a bent coathanger may work or some kinda stick.. I dunno, though
that's a real "now what?" moment, ie, okay, now what do I do...

I plugged up the crapper at a friend's place in Temecula. I blame the combination
of Claim Jumper and a low flow toilet/low water pressure . Luckily someone showed me how to fix it....later...after giving me a dirty look. Heck even my dad clogged one in Puerto Rico-apparently the plumbing there isn't too hot.

so-we've all had our " ohhh....shhhhhiiiiii.."moments

JB

[fartinggurl]

When I was 13, I plugged up the toilet at my aunt and uncle's house while on a visit at Thanksgiving. It was the day after the big Thanksgiving meal, and I did a huge dump that would not flush. I tried to flush it three times, but nothing. I remember being really embarrassed when I had to tell my uncle that I clogged their toilet, but now the memory makes me laugh.