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Post by Demona on Jan 10, 2011 4:05:17 GMT -5
I've been eating alot of Nature Valley granola bars as of late and as a result, have been ripping farts left and right all day! I think it's the granola bars that produced epic gas for me!
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Post by farti1 on Jan 10, 2011 11:33:10 GMT -5
It amazes me how much noise them little "rip sticks" can produce ;D GM should power their new Volt car with these rather than batteries. This would take care of 2 major problems with that car. Number 1 will get rid of the environmental nightmare called batteries and replace them with a renewable resource that our farmers can produce. Number 2 is that these cars run almost silent and people tend not to notice them...splat! Pop a granola bar in and the car goes blaaaatthththpt, everyone notices this and traffic safety is restored  |
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Post by Kimm on Jan 10, 2011 19:51:52 GMT -5
I've been eating alot of Nature Valley granola bars as of late and as a result, have been ripping farts left and right all day! I think it's the granola bars that produced epic gas for me! Thats a wonderful snack. Sometimes loud and volume of fart gases are not the same. Chive soup I have that once in a while. My farts are short but loud Instead of a BBBBBBPPPPPLLLLLLAAAATTTTTTT its more like BPLAT Loud but short and stinky. ;D I just had extra hot chicken wings, and Ive already blown at least 5 or 6 notable farts. My dad goes to my boyfriend "you should take her to a movie tonight." ;D |
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Post by Demona on Jan 10, 2011 22:27:03 GMT -5
I ate at Brann's tonight and had ribs, cinnamon apples, and a sweet potato. Between that and all the granola bars I've been eating, it was no surprise that at the mall I had to take such a dump it was a photo finish!
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Post by johnb1 on Jan 11, 2011 19:18:53 GMT -5
probably just me-but they don't really affect me much, 'specially the ones with rolled oats. Now mind you Kellogg's all bran bars, fiber one, or something else, maybe...dried fruit definitely. I've heard that Kashi may get you going. But what did it for me last night was a big plate of McCain Extra Spicy Superfries with gravy and 1 bean n' cheese burritos. I was popping 'em off left right and centre. I just had some cabbage for lunch, and will be having spinach pasta with cheese for dinner, and....I'm
offf...to a meeting tonight. Last Wed I went off to a meeting where they had homemade egg salad sandwiches. Talk about pushin' your luck ! It's been cold and darn snowy here, so I only open my windows if I have to....
"There's a mighty wind a-blowin' through Nature Valley tonight"
JB
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Post by Beangirl on Jan 11, 2011 21:38:20 GMT -5
probably just me-but they don't really affect me much, 'specially the ones with rolled oats. Now mind you Kellogg's all bran bars, fiber one, or something else, maybe...dried fruit definitely. I've heard that Kashi may get you going. But what did it for me last night was a big plate of McCain Extra Spicy Superfries with gravy and 1 bean n' cheese burritos. I was popping 'em off left right and centre. I just had some cabbage for lunch, and will be having spinach pasta with cheese for dinner, and....I'm offf...to a meeting tonight. Last Wed I went off to a meeting where they had homemade egg salad sandwiches. Talk about pushin' your luck ! It's been cold and darn snowy here, so I only open my windows if I have to.... "There's a mighty wind a-blowin' through Nature Valley tonight" JB OMG!  I know you live in Canada but I can smell you from here! I will look for that "mushroom" cloud later tonight. |
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Post by Blastgirl on Jan 12, 2011 3:06:52 GMT -5
Bran bars. I like Nature Valley and yeah they make me fart a lot too. Granola bars are grainy and basically fiber anyway and we all know what fiber does.
BBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Remember that silly Commercial "Fruit and mmmmmm? I can't remember."
SO GOOD YOU'LL FORGET THE FIBER.
Give it about two hours, they will remember the fiber then.
"Fruit and BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT Fiber definitely Fiber!"
"Its a quarter after poo, I mean two!"
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Post by Demona on Jan 12, 2011 9:15:47 GMT -5
probably just me-but they don't really affect me much, 'specially the ones with rolled oats. Now mind you Kellogg's all bran bars, fiber one, or something else, maybe...dried fruit definitely. I've heard that Kashi may get you going. But what did it for me last night was a big plate of McCain Extra Spicy Superfries with gravy and 1 bean n' cheese burritos. I was popping 'em off left right and centre. I just had some cabbage for lunch, and will be having spinach pasta with cheese for dinner, and....I'm offf...to a meeting tonight. Last Wed I went off to a meeting where they had homemade egg salad sandwiches. Talk about pushin' your luck ! It's been cold and darn snowy here, so I only open my windows if I have to.... "There's a mighty wind a-blowin' through Nature Valley tonight" JB You'll have so much gas you won't know what to do with it all! Better break out the Depends just incase too! |
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Post by fartinggurl on Jan 13, 2011 23:00:53 GMT -5
I have not had any granola bars in a long time. Next time I go to the store I should pick some up.
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Post by Demona on Jan 16, 2011 1:27:56 GMT -5
I had two granola bars and chili for dinner, and as a result I'm destroying this chair! I seriously have an endless supply of gas right now, and as soon as I fart, another one is brewing!
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Post by johnb1 on Jan 17, 2011 19:00:55 GMT -5
yes, Demona, I've destroyed a few chairs in my lifetime. To be fair though, If I farted on you at least twice a day, you wouldn't last a long time either. Chili?I dunno if I dare...I had a box of Kraft Dinner Extra creamy with a bean n' cheese burrito chaser
and I pretty much had to keep my windows open all night long. Steak, on the other hand, might be loud, but it doesn't smell. how come is a mystery to me
stay warm
John B
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Post by Demona on Jan 18, 2011 1:18:42 GMT -5
I'm glad we live far away then! Holy crap! Lol, a bean burrito chaser for you isn't a good idea, are you TRYING to blow the house down?
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Post by Kimm on Jan 23, 2011 17:02:22 GMT -5
Today I was getting a muffin out of the cupboard my dad goes "Snack time?" I go "yeah I need to get my fiber." My dad goes, "oh yeah you dont poop enough already."
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Post by Beangirl on Jan 23, 2011 21:53:31 GMT -5
Bean and cheese burrito and a peanut butter malt for dinner . Los Angeles may have "The Big One" later tonight.  |
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Post by Blastgirl on Jan 25, 2011 1:24:48 GMT -5
That's a great menu. I remember my Mom making a bean and weenie casserole on a number of times. Its really good but it sure makes Kim and me fart a lot.
I remember telling my Mom that I'm going to be trumpeting a lot about an hour after this. My Mom just rolled her eyes but I know I blew a lot of farts thanks to fine cooking.
Beangirl, how did you get such a perfect menu together this evening? ;D
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