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Post by Demona on Jan 4, 2011 1:24:03 GMT -5
I was out with my mom and we were having Chinese. I hadn't eaten prior to going out, and had only had chicken corn soup before the meal came. Apparently it worked fast, as I felt one brewing. I tried sneaking it out, only to have it make noise. It wasn't an uproariously loud one, but I couldn't help laughing! Come on, it was a fart, you know I'm going to laugh! I said to my mom, "Did you hear that fart?" and she's all, "Yes, eeew, go away!" I didn't have gas the rest of the night.
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Post by Phil on Jan 4, 2011 14:08:18 GMT -5
Chinese works fast.
You never know if its going to be loud or quiet. Sometimes you think you know but 1 can never be sure.
Hey, that could be the verse in a fortune cookie.
'never trust a fart, what you think is a 1 cheek sneak can be the ultimate ass cannon. Lucky numbers 23, 47, 81, 36, 71.
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Post by Kimm on Jan 5, 2011 1:20:06 GMT -5
Chinese makes my butt honk. So does any other kind of food. I just happen to blow farts all the time. ;D
I wouldnt push a fart too hard after Chinese. I do end up on the toilet after Chinese but it is good so its worth it.
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Post by angel607 on Jan 5, 2011 1:37:44 GMT -5
if you have to fart I say fire away lol. I love shocking people and blowing one out.
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Post by Kimm on Jan 8, 2011 12:10:44 GMT -5
I do too. People go "that was a chick." Or "was that YOU?"
My mom just tells me that its unladylike. I dont like having a sore tummy thats all.
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Post by fartinggurl on Jan 13, 2011 22:51:40 GMT -5
Chinese works fast. You never know if its going to be loud or quiet. Sometimes you think you know but 1 can never be sure. Hey, that could be the verse in a fortune cookie. 'never trust a fart, what you think is a 1 cheek sneak can be the ultimate ass cannon. Lucky numbers 23, 47, 81, 36, 71. LMAO! That's a good one.  |
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Post by Kimm on Jan 23, 2011 17:07:15 GMT -5
Good fartune. Fartunately I have lots of gas.
BTW I was just "Unladylike" again.
I said just but this was about 2 hours ago. I did the walk fart
like Step BBPPLLAATT
step BBPLLAATT
Step BBPPLLAATT
It was 7 or 8. anyway. My mom wanted to get mad but she laughed in spite of herself. My brother comes by and goes "Whats so funny?" My mom goes "She blew about 5 farts." My dad goes "Closer to 8"
My brother goes "Do you feel better Kim?" I go "Yep" My brother goes "Well thats good"
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Post by fartinggurl on Feb 7, 2011 22:46:54 GMT -5
I had Chinese food a couple days ago, and was really ripping up a storm. I kept farting these tiny, but stinky farts while I was in the living room with my parents. After a while my mom said to me, "Take that stinky ass of yours up to your room so your father and I can breathe."
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Post by johnb1 on Mar 9, 2011 22:54:42 GMT -5
Enjoy ! JB(ps sorry about the quality, due to restrictions this was the best I could do) ps-Chinese food turns me into a gas factory. Heck if I could bottle it, I could make some serious cash on that, but I can't  Attachments:
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Post by Beangirl on Mar 10, 2011 13:54:48 GMT -5
Enjoy ! JB(ps sorry about the quality, due to restrictions this was the best I could do) ps-Chinese food turns me into a gas factory. Heck if I could bottle it, I could make some serious cash on that, but I can't LMAO!!!!! Too funny! ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Mar 12, 2011 13:11:19 GMT -5
Theres a bean casserole my mom makes its awesome/
Ive told her "you get mad at me for farting but you contribute to it a lot too. ;D
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