McDs

[Kimm]

I had a quarter pounder and fries supersized fries and McDonalds.

Last night I went to put some new gifts under the Christmas tree and I sort of stuck my butt up and let out a loud
BBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTt

I rolled around laughing and waved the air around near my butt. My dad goes "Dam Kim that was a loud fart." I go "Yep, pure Mikey Ds"

When my mom walks in Im still waiving the air behind my butt my mom goes "I assume that means she blew a fart!" I go "Yep I farted."

My dad goes "you should have heard it it was awesome it was about 4 seconds long and could be heard at least 3 blocks away."

My mom goes "It smells bad." and left the room. My dad goes to me "It doesnt smell as bad as your farts usually do this actually still smells like McDonalds burgers."


About an hour or 2 later I was sitting on the floor and I go "tension on the tummy," so I lifted a cheek and blew 2 farts

BBBBPPLLLAATTTT.............BBBPPLLLAATTTT..

"Much better! Ahh."


My dad goes "Still Mc Squeaking." My mom goes "Ewaaww, that better not reek."

[Beangirl]

Kimm? your a regular"Happy Meal".. ;D

[Classicblast]

Dec 25, 2010 18:00:17 GMT -5 Beangirl said:

Kimm? your a regular"Happy Meal".. ;D

And a supersized one at that.

[Demona]

Wendy's chili still owns over any fast food I've ever eaten! That stuff clears a room in a matter of seconds!

[angel607]

mcdonalds is a perfect place to go eat and pass gas. when I get fish sandwiches I end up farting through the night. tis the season to be farting lol

[Kimm]

Wendys chili and Waffle Hours Chili too theyre about the same. More for sbd though.

The turkey gravy has by ass singing today.

[Beangirl]

Maybe? I had a Big Mac attack last night and downed two of them. Today I have lethal gas a plenty. I drove my poor cats out of there cat tree.

[johnb1]

I'd say you got your money's worth,Kimm.
Yeah-funny how that works-I eat McD's and it's stink city about hour later-maybe
Once, I ate a big mac, but I ordered a double, so I got that one for free
Dunno how ol' Ronald can keep smiling? Maybe it's because he can't smell a thing
I even got the squits from a chocolate shake there-but that was long time ago.
must have been a bad one---well there you go--funny thing because their coffee
and iced coffee is so good....

J B

[Kimm]

I think just the opposite about the smile. More I fart the more I smile.

People around me dont smile much but thats part of it too. I smile even bigger when theyre appalled.

[fartinggurl]

Any fast food makes me fart, especially the chili at Wendy's, the onion rings at Burger King, and anything from Taco Bell and McDonald's. Before going out to look at lights on Christmas Eve, my parents and I stopped at McDonald's for a quick dinner. The farts were so bad, my dad rolled the windows down and the temperature was in the 20s. ;D

[Kimm]

Jan 2, 2011 21:14:14 GMT -5 fartinggurl said:

Any fast food makes me fart, especially the chili at Wendy's, the onion rings at Burger King, and anything from Taco Bell and McDonald's. Before going out to look at lights on Christmas Eve, my parents and I stopped at McDonald's for a quick dinner. The farts were so bad, my dad rolled the windows down and the temperature was in the 20s. ;D

Thats an awesome story.
Im going to checkers for lunch today. Im guaranteed to have some good loud and stinky farts. Bowling tonight should be extra fun.

;D

[Kimm]

Farts just never stop being funny. I blew 2 loud twin poppers in my dads car on the way home from Target this morning. Were at a red light and I go "uh oh" My dad goes "youre going to fart?" I go "Yep!" Then it was two
BBBBBBBBBPPPLLLAAATTTTTTTTT................BBBBBBBBBPPPLLLAAAAAAAAATTT

I go that definitely felt good.
My dads like "You do look better."

I didnt smell better though it was lethal.

[fartinggurl]

Last Sunday my parents, grandparents, and I went to the movies, and after the movies we stopped to eat at McDonald's. I had eaten some leftover onion rings before going to the movies, and while we were eating I had to fart. I leaned over in the booth, but the fart did not make any noise, but it was at least 4 seconds long. A couple seconds later, it reeked! My grandma held her nose and said to my parents, "I think your daughter just sh*t herself over here." My mom then asked me, "Did you just fart?" I was laughing like crazy, and my grandpa said, "I think we all know the answer to that."

[Kimm]

May 19, 2011 22:00:52 GMT -5 fartinggurl said:

Last Sunday my parents, grandparents, and I went to the movies, and after the movies we stopped to eat at McDonald's. I had eaten some leftover onion rings before going to the movies, and while we were eating I had to fart. I leaned over in the booth, but the fart did not make any noise, but it was at least 4 seconds long. A couple seconds later, it reeked! My grandma held her nose and said to my parents, "I think your daughter just sh*t herself over here." My mom then asked me, "Did you just fart?" I was laughing like crazy, and my grandpa said, "I think we all know the answer to that."

That sounds like an outing with me and my family. tee hee hee. ;D ;D

[Kimm]

I had McDonalds yesterday. Late last night I announced that I had to do #2. I go to my mom "I severely have to take a sh!t" My mom goes "thanks for telling me." It was unusually rank. I got out and said "Do not go in there!" My mom just rolls her eyes. Then says to my dad "She had to do #2." I go "Yup!" My dads like "Feel lighter?" I go yeah about ten pounds lighter. My mom goes Eaawwww but my dad and I laughed.

[Beangirl]

My Doctor wanted me to eat more vegetables so I would not be constipated. ;D So....I bought some Brussel sprouts which I love and had them for dinner. Yesterday morning I started farting a lot I made a dash for the bathroom and whoa! Looked like a elephant pooped. Guess the Doc was right.

[Kimm]

I just had a nice veggie plate at my aunts place. Brussels sprouts and broccoli and cabbage. My mom goes "Youre going to fart good later." My dad goes "Shes the queen of that already." Im like "I like it and its hours of fun afterwords how perfect this is!" ;D