Thanksgiving Day Farts

[fartinggurl]

It was a couple hours after the big Thanksgiving dinner, where we had my grandparents, aunt, uncle, and younger cousin over at my house, and after we all ate, we went over to my grandparents house to play some games and have some snacks.

Anyway we were in the dining room and we had just finished playing Apples To Apples, and we were just about to get out some drinks and chips, when I felt a fart coming. I stood up and said, "Wait!" and I let off 5 farts in a row. BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!, BBBBBBBBBLLLLAAATTTTT!, BBBBLLLLAAATTTTT!, BBBLLLAATTT!, BBBLLAATT!

My uncle said, "Feeling better?" I go, "Yes, I feel great." while I was laughing. My aunt said, "No more beans for you tonight." Soon the smell hit, and it was just rank. Upon the smell hitting, my younger cousin left the dining room and went into the living room, followed by my aunt, uncle, and dad, noses pinched. My mom, who was making some drinks, said, "I think I'll make the drinks when the air clears." and also went into the living room. My grandpa then said, "Maybe we should go into the living room for a while." My grandma got out some Fabreeze and sprayed me with it. We did not go back into the dining room for about 20 minutes. ;D

[Classicblast]

I might wonder if Blastgirl and Kim have another sister they didn't know about. Hahaha.

Obviously your family has the same flatulent humor my in laws have.

hahaha Good story though.

[Blastgirl]

Great story Fartinggurl. Never mind my Husband who only related to those sent heading for higher ground. ;D

[Kimm]

Oh yeah! Great story Fartinggurl being thankful for a good Thanksgiving meal to provide hours of sometimes days of good loud stinky entertainment.