Sitting next to a Farter.

[Beangirl]

Saw this and I thought of Kimm and her Mom. ;D

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[Demona]

That was in the paper! I was going to post it, but forgot!

[Kimm]

Thats about how it goes. My mom might not love the power of my ass but she has to respect it. ;D

[fartinggurl]

That was in my paper, too. I cut it out and taped it to the wall above my desk. ;D

[Blastgirl]

This was a lot of years ago because I was still living home at the time.

My seat was always the wood window seat, well I was in my usual spot and my Mom was on the couch dozing while we were watching TV.

I let off a big
BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

My Mom wakes up real startled and said "WHAT!" looking around.

I laughed so hard I almost fell and I said "Mom you answered my fart." She got up pinched her nose and fanned her nose area and said "I'm going to bed."

[Kimm]

Tee hee.
Yesterday I was on the couch next to my boyfriend and I sat up on his lap and ripped a loud
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

He tossed me back to over to the other side but I know I owned him!.

[Kimm]

This happened the night before last. I farted a long loud BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAATTTTTTTT
My dad walks in I go "dad can you smell my fart?" My dad goes "Yeah I heard it too." Im like "thats good." Arent I so classy?

[Kimm]

At least 5 times last night I fumigated the area around me.

Oh yeah.

I had a lot of eggs yesterday. I had an omelet for brunch and an egg salad for lunch. Eggs make my farts just reek like nostril burning eye watering. Sometimes theyre either silent or a very mild blpat but gagging successful results.

Ok so I SBDd and my Aunt Barb and my cousin Jenn, and my brother and a couple of his friends all kind of notice it at the same time. My brothers friend goes 'who farted? I go "me"

My brother goes "did we really need to ask?"

I did it again about 10 minutes later my Aunt Barb goes "Kim Farted!"
I go "Yep I did!"

I lifted toward my brother and had 2 twin poppers come out but not too loud but definitely audible bplat.....bplat

Oh yeah instant stink.
My cousin Jenn goes "This is great." and giggles like theres no tomorrow. My aunt Barb goes to my dad "Frank, Kimmys farting a lot tonight." my dad goes "Tonight?!"

Just after midnight I go up to my mom and hug her and go Happy New Year mom." And I blew a fart while I was hugging her.

My mom goes "Youre awful! And you stink too!" Say "excuse me"

I go "NO!"
my mom goes "Make a new Years resolution not to crap your pants so often."

[fartinggurl]

LMAO! Not even a minute after the start of 2011, my mom was on the phone with my grandparents to wish them a Happy New Year, when I let off a loud BBBBBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT! Right afterward I announced to everyone, "First fart of the new year!" My mom then said into the phone to my grandparents, "Your granddaughter just let off the first fart of the new year." It stunk too. ;D

[Kimm]

At least your mom was willing to give you proper credit.

Ive called my boyfriend at work or something and been on the phone with him and blown some farts, and Ill say to him, "tell everybody there I farted." He usually wont do it.