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Post by Antonio on Nov 21, 2010 23:37:10 GMT -5
The other day I was on campus and on my way to the computer lab, and I felt a fart comeing so I was gonna wait and do it infront of the first person I see, and some guy was walking in my direction as we passed eachother I stopped and let out a huge fart and he scowled at me gave me what the hell look and rolled his eyes as he was walking off. It is so funny to see the reactions people give me weather they laugh or get angry a reaction is funny.
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Post by Demona on Nov 22, 2010 0:23:00 GMT -5
I've done it and gotten no reaction before! It was within earshot too.
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Post by Kimm on Nov 22, 2010 1:58:19 GMT -5
I do it a lot and sometimes it gets ignored other times it gets disgust usually it gets laughter or surprise. "Did you hear that that was that blond chick" "was THAT YOU?"
"Excuse yourself!" Ive gotten just about every reaction possible. Good for you Antonio for just ripping it.
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Post by Beangirl on Nov 22, 2010 21:19:26 GMT -5
I have done it often at work. Mostly they react to the stink  The noise they ignore I guess because they are afraid some one will think it is them. ;D |
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Post by fartinggurl on Nov 22, 2010 23:13:21 GMT -5
Not too long ago I was at the mall, and as I was unlocking my car door, I let off this huge BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! I then saw this somewhat older couple and their three kids walk past my car immediately afterward, and the couple had these shocked expressions on their faces, and the kids were giggling, which meant they obviously heard me. I got into my car, and laughed and laughed. ;D  |
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Post by Demona on Nov 23, 2010 4:09:47 GMT -5
Ok, so it's not a fart, but my dad once got a reaction by opening a ketchup bottle and squeezing it in a restaurant. It of course produced the fart sound, and the people at the table next to ours smiled.
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Post by Kimm on Nov 27, 2010 16:42:45 GMT -5
It implies a fart though when the ketchup bottle makes the noise.
I blew 3 this morning my mom glares at me but then laughs.
BBPPLLAATT.....BBPPLAATT....BBPPLAATTT
I go "mom you like it!" My mom goes "not really but at least I wasnt right in the line of fire that time.
A while ago I remember being at a music store looking for a CD for my aunt and I let off a BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
I started giggling, a middle aged couple looked over and chuckled a bit but tired to ignore it but couldnt my dad goes "I think she had a little too much ice cream earlier."
Once I really blew a big fart in the back yard I mean
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
It had to be 5 or 6 seconds. The kids in the back yard next door starting laughing their dad goes "I bet she feels better now!" I actually felt much better but it didnt smell too good in the back yard. ;D
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Post by fartinggurl on Nov 30, 2010 22:30:30 GMT -5
LMAO! I'm surprised you didn't blow down the fence with that fart, Kimm. ;D |
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Post by Beangirl on Nov 30, 2010 23:33:57 GMT -5
He He.. Or knock off all the apples from the trees. ;D
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Post by Classicblast on Nov 30, 2010 23:51:05 GMT -5
He He.. Or knock off all the apples from the trees. ;D The funny thing is you think you're exaggerating. |
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Post by Kimm on Dec 2, 2010 17:38:21 GMT -5
I do fart pretty loud for a girl my size.
I remember walking past my grandparents on the deck and I farted BBBBBBPPPPPPPLLLLLAAAAATTT
My grandma thought my grandpa did it and goes "Charlie, I heard a fart." My grandpa goes "that wasnt me," I go "It was me I farted."
My grandma goes "Not too dainty Kim."
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Post by Classicblast on Dec 3, 2010 0:44:24 GMT -5
I do fart pretty loud for a girl my size. Or for anybody of any size! |
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Post by Kimm on Dec 4, 2010 13:43:59 GMT -5
I just blew 2 in front of my parents right now.
I just said "guess what?" Then I lifted a cheek and blew twin poppers.
BBBBPPPPLLLLAATT..............BBBPPPPLLLAATTT
My mom threw a sponge at me, my dad goes "First she gets our attention then Kimmy popps a cheek.
Then I go "Ahhh, that felt good."
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Post by Kimm on Dec 19, 2010 16:28:28 GMT -5
This afternoon at our house Blastgirl ambushed me by pointing her butt toward me on (we were both on a window seat) and she blasted off a BBBBBBBPPPPPPPLLAATT
While we were still laughing I blasted one that wasnt quite as loud but could be heard. Less than 10 minutes later my cousin Jenn walks in front of us and she farted a walkytalky Breaaattttt (the kind that sounds like a horn)
My Aunt Barb goes "Ive been beefing it all day I was wondering when Jenns butt rifle was going to start." My dad goes "Well two of my daughters farted only one of yours did." Barb goes "I only have one daughter. but if it makes you feel better Ivle been farting all day."
Our family is really messed up.
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