A really close call

[Demona]

I took a nap in the early afternoon and got up to use the bathroom. I noticed a car out the window in the driveway belonging to a friend of my dad's who was over.

Well, wouldn't you know, the perfect time to have diarrhea! I wasn't feeling good since the night before, but didn't have a problem until then. It was a mess to wipe, and to make matters worse, I had run out of toilet paper and was using Kleenex.

Thinking I was done going, I went to the storage room to look for toilet paper. I only found paper towels, but had the urge hit big time again and I mean, NOW! I ran to the bathroom and swear I had crapped my best pajamas until I checked and my drawers were clean by some miracle.

I think after that I was done with the runs, but time will tell. Either something is going around, or it was something I ate. Good thing I didn't fill my drawers while we had a guest over, that would have been mortifying!

[Kimm]

That would have been mortifying. I do have a policy that if I skid my undies I toss them. I will not wash and reuse them after that. I just cant.

The only time I ever felt that bad that I couldnt hold it a few minutes and didnt know if I was going to make it to the pot was after the new Indian restaurant opened. (Indian as in India not Native American)

My sisters and I went and had the same results. All 3 of us had the runs. A mudslide fest that was actually draining. We all cured of Indian cuisine after that.

[weasel2htm]

Nov 1, 2010 19:23:25 GMT -5 Kimm said:

That would have been mortifying. I do have a policy that if I skid my undies I toss them. I will not wash and reuse them after that. I just cant.

The only time I ever felt that bad that I couldnt hold it a few minutes and didnt know if I was going to make it to the pot was after the new Indian restaurant opened. (Indian as in India not Native American)

My sisters and I went and had the same results. All 3 of us had the runs. A mudslide fest that was actually draining. We all cured of Indian cuisine after that.

Is the restaurant still in business? If so you can scratch Ex-Lax off the grocery list.

[Kimm]

Yeah its still there. Thats not a good cleansing though thats draining.

I just had a 2 taco dinner and Im drinking apple cider right now that should be good for my butt horn to honk loud tonight. ;D

[Beangirl]

LOL! When I was 9 years old our family had just taken my great aunt Nelle to visit Chinatown in Los Angeles. I had been gassy all day at school. At the House of Wong I started to get crampy. I dropped my napkin on the floor and when I bent to pick it up I fired off a round of farts. The food didn't help Later. We were just about home. Aunt Nelle was safely left at my cousins house. As we pulled down our street I could not hold on any longer an I filled my pants. My brother said " PEE EWEE!! What is that stink? My dad who was trying to save me said. "Some one must be fertilizing there lawn." I bolted out of the car and was so embarrased. Now I just burst out laughing at the memory. ;D

[Kimm]

The memory of something can be funny even if it was mortifying at first.

I remember I had to take a dump so bad at the end of the school day I had to go. It took a while to get it done it usually takes me about 15 minutes ;D Just the way I am. I missed the bus.

So I had to call for a ride to tell my mom I missed the bus because I was taking a dump.

[fartinggurl]

I was 11 going on 12, and my parents had both sets of grandparents, and my dad's cousin and her husband over for a 4th of July dinner. It was right after dinner and while all the adults were talking, I went into my parents bedroom to watch TV, as at the time I did not have a TV in my room. I was petting one of our cats and watching TV, and I felt a fart coming, and thinking nothing of it, I fired it off.

However afterward, something did not feel right, so I went into my parents bathroom to check. Sure enough I had crapped my pants big time. There was no bag in the bathroom to throw my ruined undies in, so after I finished up I had to go into the living room and tell my mother what had happened, and she gave me a bag for the undies. I had to carry that bag with the dirty undies past the living room, where all the guests were sitting, and into the garage. For the rest of that night I hid in my bedroom until everyone left. I was mortified when it happened, but now it makes me laugh.

[weasel2htm]

I just had one; After eating a late lunch with my parents (I had fried catfish) I felt a bathroom urge at the restaurant, so I went. Well on my way driving to the church to work on some stuff, I felt "Uneasy" I get to the church, locked the bathroom doors and sat down, I wasn't even 100 situated on the stool when the dam broke! Almost ALL liquid and STINK!!, I just did make it, I think I had better take it easy this afternoon.