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Post by Kimm on Oct 24, 2010 10:45:06 GMT -5
Silent deadly and dense.
I felt a fart coming and I was about to announce it but I didnt I just let it out. It took at least 2 or 3 seconds to come out and it actually took pressure off my tummy.
In a moment it reeked. My mom goes "Kimmmm You farted!!!!!!!!"
I go "Oh yeah, I farted." My mom acted mad but she really was laughing. She goes out to the deck and goes "Dont go in the living room Kims in there and she farted! Real bad."
My dad goes "good job Kim!" ;D ;D
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Post by angel607 on Oct 24, 2010 11:56:59 GMT -5
lmfao I love that. sitting in the room while it's silent and all of a sudden a bomb is let loose lol. I was in the kitchen today and my sister was on her computer sitting next to me. all of a sudden I let a big one rip. she ran saying eeewww I have to get out of here. I said i'm old it just comes out. I love the shocked looks on everyone's face when I drop a bomb.
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Post by Kimm on Oct 24, 2010 14:45:02 GMT -5
I do too. People go "was that YOU?" "Hey did you hear that that chick farted?" Its great! ;D
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Post by Demona on Oct 24, 2010 18:42:00 GMT -5
The worst is when you gross yourself out after you've just ranked up the shower with a hot SBD! Dutch Oven can't describe it, Fart Sauna is more like it!
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Post by Beangirl on Oct 25, 2010 14:52:53 GMT -5
Phew! I was sitting in our break room yesterday and I smelled a rank one.  Like rotten eggs.I knew it wasn't me and I said nothing. A few hours later I heard there was a plugged up toilet in the restroom and the sewage backed up into the break room. I told our maintains guy . " I though someone farted in there"   |
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Post by Beangirl on Oct 27, 2010 21:23:28 GMT -5
Phew! I was sitting in our break room yesterday and I smelled a rank one. Like rotten eggs.I knew it wasn't me and I said nothing. A few hours later I heard there was a plugged up toilet in the restroom and the sewage backed up into the break room. I told our maintains guy . " I though someone farted in there" Next day follow up with Michael our Maintence Guy. He starts work and goes into the mens room and sees a toilet stall all taped up.with an "Out of Order" sign.He knows about the back up so he goes into the stall and I quote " Man I saw a turd in there the size of a brick!" I burst out laughing mary bursts out laughing and Michael starts laughing. ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Oct 29, 2010 19:16:58 GMT -5
I stinkered in my car on the way home from the store my mom was in the car with me and I started giggling my mom goes "I guess that means you farted?" I go "Yep, I farted alright."
It smelled pretty bad my mom goes "Gross Kimmy!" I know but its so much fun. Farts are funny they just are.
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Post by fartinggurl on Nov 5, 2010 20:32:25 GMT -5
The worst is when you gross yourself out after you've just ranked up the shower with a hot SBD! Dutch Oven can't describe it, Fart Sauna is more like it! I did one in the shower the other night. I didn't stay in the shower very long after that. Wow was it bad. ;D |
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Post by Beangirl on Nov 5, 2010 22:43:39 GMT -5
Yeah the same thing when you fart in the tub or shoot submarines as we called it. It sounds and looks hilarious but when the bubbles break the surface they stink. |
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Post by Kimm on Nov 6, 2010 12:48:48 GMT -5
A fart is the sharpest thing in the world it goes through underwear, and pants (two pairs of pants in otherwords) without making a hole.
Trust me if anybody has ever blown a hole in their pants Ive been accused of it. My mom said I blew a hole in the seat this morning but that didnt happen. I was disappointed to find out it was a figure of speech.
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Post by Kimm on Nov 13, 2010 13:19:43 GMT -5
I just blew a big one right on my boyfriends arm
I stepped over his chair putting my foot on the arm of the chair and my butt right on his arm and a BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT came from my butt. He has a sense of humor though. ;D
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Post by fartinggurl on Nov 22, 2010 22:52:01 GMT -5
I was in the kitchen at my grandparent's house last Sunday, helping my grandma look for her turkey platter for us to use on Thursday. Anyway I was bent over, looking in one of the cabinets for the platter, with my grandma standing right beside me, and I fired off this medium-loud BBBBBBLLLLLAAAAAATTTTTT! I said to her, "Oops, that slipped." as I laughed. My grandma said, "Oh yeah, sure it slipped." In a moment it stunk, and my grandma walked away holding her nose, but soon returned and sprayed my butt with Fabreeze.
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Post by Kimm on Nov 25, 2010 21:58:19 GMT -5
A few minutes ago I gagged my mom my boyfriend and my brother with a
BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
My mom strayed glade at me lol.
Lol fartinggurl I say "oops that slipped" sometimes too. ;D
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