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Post by johnb1 on Oct 1, 2010 22:41:54 GMT -5
okay-this is my first post here-at the old site, well nevermind
(I used to be known as Prime Minister of Poogas)
anyways, I got called up to help out at our local church rummage sale, or garage sale
or indoor yard sale. There wasn't much to do so I thought I'd spice things up a bit
for lunch, a cold 2 piece kfc dinner (with that spicy coleslaw-surprising for 'slaw, no?)
then for a snack some salt n' pepper pistachios, and for dessert, one of those
Kellogg's All Bran chewy bars-not bad, pretty dry but not bad. I think fiber1's are better, but that's a moot point. I knew I might be a little gassy, so I put up the ol'
spincter stopper (a wad of tp up the 'chute to stop those trouser tracks) and went off to work. I must have dropped 12 sbd's there and a few people looked puzzled but
nobody said a word. I even let one off carrying a bookcase up the stairs. Maybe they're used to me by now? I'll be going back there sat from noon till 4 or so
I'll have to wait to find out what'll happen next...
John B
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Post by Blastgirl on Oct 2, 2010 2:28:16 GMT -5
That's a pretty gastric menu right there.
Remember that Fruit and Fiber Cereal?
"Fruit and ....." "You'll forget the Fiber."
BULL!
About an hour later
BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
"FIBER DEFINITELY FIBER!" ;D
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Post by johnb1 on Oct 2, 2010 18:52:30 GMT -5
thanks, Blastgirl and anyone from the old site who's still here. Thanks to my
gastric bypass, I can't fully break down all the food I eat, thus more undigested food
gets to the bacteria in my colon. Result-very fragrant gas, not as loud, perhaps,
but more aromatic (if you could call it that). Just what I needed, eh-smellier
gas....
so much for the wonders of modern medicine....
JB
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Post by Kimm on Oct 3, 2010 10:05:23 GMT -5
We have carnival all week this week. The momemade icecream, the chili and all the other cookings of the event has me blowing big farts.
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Post by fartinggurl on Oct 4, 2010 20:18:45 GMT -5
The county fair was a couple weeks ago, and the combination of corn dogs, popcorn, ice cream, and some of the other foods, I was definately ripping some huge farts.
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Post by Beangirl on Oct 4, 2010 21:14:26 GMT -5
thanks, Blastgirl and anyone from the old site who's still here. Thanks to my gastric bypass, I can't fully break down all the food I eat, thus more undigested food gets to the bacteria in my colon. Result-very fragrant gas, not as loud, perhaps, but more aromatic (if you could call it that). Just what I needed, eh-smellier gas.... so much for the wonders of modern medicine.... JB Ha! My friend Lisa had a gastric bypass and she said her farts were lethal.  |
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Post by johnb1 on Oct 12, 2010 23:58:00 GMT -5
yes, indeedy, LETHAL is a good word indeed If they could collect 'em, concentrate 'em and put 'em in a spray can we might have a new weapon. In the words of Fat illegitimate child "Even Stink would say that stinks". BTW, Happy Canadian Thanksgiving everyone I had a good thanksgiving, turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes with cheese in 'em, lots of soft apple cider, broccoli with onions, cornbread stuffing, asparagus and pumpkin pie. I was able to hold 'em back until I got home.  Beano helped Rank stank right there. I also spent some time with Burny and Squirt. I'm getting better now-thank goodness I didn't have any sweet potatoes or brussel sprouts... well, goodnight from me JB |
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Post by Beangirl on Oct 15, 2010 18:45:58 GMT -5
he he... After one big thanksgiving dinner at my aunts house I was filming outside with my video camera and I ripped a huge fart on the front porch which I got on tape! I called it "Movie Fart" I blamed the broccoli and cheese casserole.
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Post by Kimm on Oct 15, 2010 18:57:08 GMT -5
he he... After one big thanksgiving dinner at my aunts house I was filming outside with my video camera and I ripped a huge fart on the front porch which I got on tape! I called it "Movie Fart" I blamed the broccoli and cheese casserole. Not blamed it on, credited it to! ;D I remember going through the deck at home once and I blew an average fart. My grandma looks at my grandpa and goes "Charlie, did the beans explode?" My grandpa goes "Actually that wasnt me! Im not the one who farted this time." I go "Nope, I did!" Another time my sister Tammy (not Blastgirl) farted loud and my mom goes "Kimmm!!!!" I go "That was Tammy!" Tammy doesnt appreciate farts like we do she was kind of embarrassed but she did admit to it. Speaking of embarrassing Tammy I remember we were at a wedding once and she had to do #2 and well my cousin was looking for her she comes in the ladies room and goes "Is Tammy in here." I go "Yeah shes taking a crap!" Tammy goes "Kiimmmmm!" I go "Well its the truth" Tammy goes "you dont have to advertise it for me." We got back to our table and my mom goes "where were you 2?" I embarrassed Tammy again I said "She took a crap and I waited for her." My mom goes "I didnt need the full detail thanks." |
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