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Post by fartinggurl on Sept 10, 2010 22:01:45 GMT -5
It all started Sunday when my parents ordered Chinese food for dinner. On Monday (Labor Day) I was sitting on the kitchen floor, cleaning out the refrigerator, when I had to fart. I leaned over and let off a medium loud BBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAATTTTTTTT! My mom, who was cooking our dinner for that day, looked over in my direction and said as a joke, "That refrigerator door sure is squeaky."
About an hour later I was in the living room watching TV and had to fart. I let it off, and it did not smell too great. My dad, who had been doing some yardwork, came into the living room at that moment and said, "Damn (Me) did you die in here?" as I laughed.
Then later that night after dinner and after my grandparents had gone home, my parents and I were in the living room watching TV. I had been letting off some rotten egg farts after dinner, so when I announced that I had to fart again, I lifted up and let off this super loud BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! My dad, who was sitting on the same couch as me, looked over and said, "Oh my god! I felt that from over here! Maybe you better check and make sure you didn't sh*t yourself." I'll admit it did not smell that great. My mom got out a can of Fabreeze air freshener and sprayed it near where I was sitting. My dad then said, "Get her ass too. Or better yet get a cork and stick it up there." I just laughed and laughed. ;D
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Post by Demona on Sept 11, 2010 4:47:12 GMT -5
On labor day we went up north, and I was ripping farts in the car, and my dad says after a noisy one, "Are you sure you were finished at the rest area back there?"
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Post by Kimm on Sept 11, 2010 9:55:31 GMT -5
I remember my dad telling my sister "Im going to strap you two draped over the seat with your ass out the sunroof for the ride home."
Labor day was a big cook out. Charbroil hamburgers and chicken on a grill and loud noises out my butt.
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Post by fartinggurl on Sept 11, 2010 13:46:34 GMT -5
One time when my parents, grandparents, and I had gone on vacation to visit family, we stopped at a Cracker Barrell for dinner on the way home. I remember I had something with broccoli, and just after everybody was in the van we had rented, I let off this low-sounding BBBBLLLLLAAAAPPPPPP! which stunk. My mom then said to me, as my dad cracked open the back windows, where I was sitting, "You could not wait until we were all outside to do that? You had to fart in here." To which I replied, "I didn't have to fart when we were outside."
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Post by Kimm on Sept 25, 2010 18:36:29 GMT -5
One time when my parents, grandparents, and I had gone on vacation to visit family, we stopped at a Cracker Barrell for dinner on the way home. I remember I had something with broccoli, and just after everybody was in the van we had rented, I let off this low-sounding BBBBLLLLLAAAAPPPPPP! which stunk. My mom then said to me, as my dad cracked open the back windows, where I was sitting, "You could not wait until we were all outside to do that? You had to fart in here." To which I replied, "I didn't have to fart when we were outside." That happens all the time. Ive farted and been told that too. It wasnt too long ago I farted outside just as we were getting into the car my mom goes "nice at least you didnt fart in the car." But once we got in it was still with me it followed me in and stunk. My mom goes "You farted again!" I go "No it followed me." |
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Post by Beangirl on Sept 25, 2010 21:48:03 GMT -5
I don't know why but I have been ripping them at work and when I am in a store ,non stop. I was at a grocery store one night and I swear I farted in every isle. I would get a whiff of it then start laughing. When I am in our meat cooler or the freezer I will fire off a few rounds. A coworker heard my nick name was Beans and Asked me why. I had to tell HM.  |
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Post by fartinggurl on Oct 4, 2010 19:13:50 GMT -5
This past Saturday my parents and I went to a local pumpkin patch, where we go every year the first weekend of October, to get pumpkins and gourds to decorate outside. Anyway my dad and I were standing by the wagon where there were a bunch of medium-sized pumpkins and I let off this BBBBBBBLLLLLLLAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP! which immediately made me start laughing. My dad then said, "Thank god we were outside when you did that." There were quite a few familes there, but I noticed that after my dad and I went into the tent where my mom was looking at decorations, nobody went over to the pumpkin wagon for a good 10 minutes. ;D
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Post by Beangirl on Oct 4, 2010 21:18:04 GMT -5
I had BBQed Chicken wings for dinner last night and this morning a ripped a fart in the bathroom that was so vile I ran out as quick as I could.  |
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Post by Kimm on Oct 10, 2010 10:07:50 GMT -5
I had BBQed Chicken wings for dinner last night and this morning a ripped a fart in the bathroom that was so vile I ran out as quick as I could. Its pretty amazing when you cant even stand your own. To me its not that I like the way my farts smell I just like the idea that my farting causes others to clear a room. The carnival is on and Ive been at my best all week. The icecream is a sure thing. Most of my farts are 5 or 6 seconds after that icecream. Last night I blew a 6 second rip and my mom laughed and surprisingly didnt pretend to scold me. We were going downstairs at the time and when we got downstairs my mom goes to everybody else, "Id try not to go up stairs for a while, she let the dragon out in the staircase." I go "Oh yeah I did!" |
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