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Post by fartinggurl on Jul 7, 2010 15:36:04 GMT -5
At my house, there is a sitting room on the 2nd floor, and it has a large window that looks out over the front yard, and you can see fireworks from that window, which is nice so we don't have to deal with crowds of people at the park or wherever. On the 4th of July after the cookout, it was just my parents and I standing by the window looking at the fireworks, when I had to fart. I let off a BBBBBBBBLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT! BBBLLLAATTTT! BBBBLLLAATTT! My mom said, "Did you have to fart while we're all standing by the window?" My dad said, "Never mind the fireworks outside. We've got our own right here." The stink soon hit, and my mom said, "I think I'll go look at the rest of the fireworks from the front porch. At least I'll be able to breathe." I just laughed. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Jul 9, 2010 19:35:50 GMT -5
Room clearing farterworks the best!!!
I blew a fart the other day my friends boyfriend goes "damn I never heard a girl do that before." I go "Lisa (my friend) has a butt too you know." We all laughed but Lisa was kind of disappointed I told her boyfriend she is capable of blowing farts.
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Post by Blastgirl on Jul 10, 2010 3:09:36 GMT -5
Room clearing farterworks the best!!! I blew a fart the other day my friends boyfriend goes "damn I never heard a girl do that before." I go "Lisa (my friend) has a butt too you know." We all laughed but Lisa was kind of disappointed I told her boyfriend she is capable of blowing farts. Wait! Lisa has never farted in front of Joe before? She's as much a windbag as you and me. How is it possible to hold it back for that Guy?
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