Firecrackers

[Kimm]

Well it was a lot of cookout hamburgers of charcoal and beans and nice things like that. ;D

We tossed horseshoes but Im not too good at it. I must have farted 20 times during a horseshoe game it was me and my boy friend against my brother and my dad

My boyfriend was getting mad because I was not throwing good. And we were getting killed.

I went to throw a shoe and I farted in the same motion my dad goes "If we could only bottle that energy. They should put a gas meter behind your butt and see how much gets wasted everyday."

My boyfriend goes "Usually at bowling that leads to better bowling too bad it doesnt apply to this.

They beat us all 3 games but later we were having cake and I felt a big 1 coming I lifted toward my brother and I blew a long loud
BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT

My mom goes "You 2 might have won the battle with the horseshoe game but I think Kim won the war.

About 10 minutes later I had machine gun
Bplat
bplat
Bplat
Bplar......

At least 15
My mom goes "Mrs. Buttfire and her firecracker farts over here."

[Beangirl]

Hey Kimm? I think I heard some of your "Butt Fire" here in Los Angeles. ;)I thought it was firecrackers but the stench gave you away. Wow.. That is some wayward farting.

[fartinggurl]

So that's what I was seeing Sunday night!

[Kimm]

Jul 7, 2010 15:37:57 GMT -5 fartinggurl said:

So that's what I was seeing Sunday night!

Ill take credit for it. It was me. ;D