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Post by Pumpkin on Aug 21, 2010 20:28:42 GMT -5
I farted in the car today, and it smelled like pineapple......I have no idea how or why....That ought to put me off pineapple for a while. LOL
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Post by Beangirl on Aug 22, 2010 21:17:23 GMT -5
LOL You could have your own brand, KimGas. A high octane mixture. I did a large fart on the couch last night while Mrs. Pumpkin and I were watching a movie. It was a huge VOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP that went deep into the couch cushion. Mrs. Pumpkin said, "I felt that one. The whole couch moved". Not much in the stink department. The stink came later when I sat down on the couch again and got a repeat performance puff from the cushion. Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore! ;D
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Post by Demona on Aug 22, 2010 22:07:49 GMT -5
Speaking of what surfaces vibrate the best, I remember one story as a teenager. I was with two girls at a skating rink and we were in the arcade and snack area. I had to rip a fart and let it tear on the plastic bench. It was loud enough to wake the dead and I believe both of them felt that! I was of course roaring with laughter.
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Post by fartinggurl on Aug 25, 2010 22:37:47 GMT -5
I did one tonight in the living room while sitting on one of the couches (we have leather furniture in our living room, so that makes for nice sound effects). It was after dinner and my parents and I were watching an episode of 'Man Versus Food' that my dad recorded on the DVR. When the show broke for a commercial, my dad paused the show while my mom went to the laundry room check on the clothes in the dryer. As this was happening I had to fart, and I let off a pretty loud one that sounded like I ripped a hole in the couch. My dad then announced to my mom, "Fartinggurl's playing the horn!" while I just laughed.
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Post by Kimm on Aug 27, 2010 3:36:14 GMT -5
Ive been told that too. "Your butt trumpeting Kim." "She pants cannoned"
I remember a few trips my dad told miy sister and I "Im going to strap you two over the seat with your ass out the sun roof on the ride home. " ;D
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