Toilet Talk

[Demona]

I was in the bathroom at Best Buy and a little kid was there with his mom. His mom was saying, "Are you almost done?" the kid answers, "Yeah, I gotta wipe my butt!" I wanted to laugh so bad!

Next out to dinner, a group at another table was talking loudly. No idea about what, except I heard loud and clear the word "TURD!" from a woman who may have had a few. That also made my day.

[Kimm]

I remember a time a stadium blastgirl and I went to a game out of town to see classic play.

Well the stadium was undergoing renovation. The restrooms werent the cleanest and the stall doors were missing. Presumably to be repainted.

This girl comes running in and goes "no Fkn DOORS!!" Blastgirl goes "We wont look."

Well she must have had something really spicy because as soon as she sat down it was loud farts and definitely a bad case of the runs.

Since were not the most traditional ladies when it comes to fart humor blastgirl and I chuckled as we went on our way. A few minutes later we saw that girl out in the bleachers and blastgirl goes "Well she does walk better."