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Post by Beangirl on Apr 7, 2010 21:25:42 GMT -5
In Wal Fart we have our time clock near personnel. You must walk down a narrow hallway to get to it and we have lots of associates so that space is tight. I was at my locker when a group of associates turned the corner to walk down the hall. They all began to grab there noses and yell PHEW! Then Josie said very loudly .. " Ewe,,, Someone farted." I started laughing so hard. I bet they could hear her in receiving. I told my dad the story and he said" Was it you that farted? Alas no.. I would have been proud to have done it but it wasn't me.
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Post by fartinggurl on Apr 9, 2010 22:44:50 GMT -5
I was at Wal-Mart a couple weeks ago, and while I was in the cat food aisle, I saw this couple down at the end of the aisle, where they keep the cat litter, bulk dog food, and bulk bird seed. The guy was smirking and the girl looked annoyed. I could also hear the guy laughing. About 2 minutes after I had entered the aisle, I heard an audible BBBBBLLLAAAATTTTT!, and the guy laughing again. The girl then gave him a dirty look and yelled, "Will you stop farting!" I immediately started laughing.
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Post by Blastgirl on Apr 17, 2010 2:00:59 GMT -5
That happens all the time in stores. Ever let one go and sneak off to another aisle and see if it gets reactions? I never have done that. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Apr 23, 2010 20:23:43 GMT -5
I dont fart at work now I just cant. I teach now and thats just not something I can do but if a kid does I laugh and make a remark. When I was a student all the teachers got mad if I farted in class. At least I go with the flow on it.
In my old jobs I would blow farts all the time.
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Post by fartinggurl on Apr 29, 2010 21:57:43 GMT -5
That happens all the time in stores. Ever let one go and sneak off to another aisle and see if it gets reactions? I never have done that. ;D I can remember when I was still in high school this one time I was at the grocery store with my grandma. We were in the dairy section, and I had let off a fart that stunk, but I did not say anything. Then this woman and her young daughter came into the aisle, and I heard the little girl say to her mom, "Something stinks over here." I then heard her mom say, "I know something does stink over here." I kept biting my lower lip to keep from laughing out loud, but when my grandma and I went to another aisle, I just laughed and laughed. ;D |
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Post by weasel2htm on May 6, 2010 12:11:36 GMT -5
I dont fart at work now I just cant. I teach now and thats just not something I can do but if a kid does I laugh and make a remark. When I was a student all the teachers got mad if I farted in class. At least I go with the flow on it. In my old jobs I would blow farts all the time. A Little before the end of class you should pass an SBD and watch the kids argue over who did it ;D |
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Post by Beangirl on May 6, 2010 21:18:40 GMT -5
That happens all the time in stores. Ever let one go and sneak off to another aisle and see if it gets reactions? I never have done that. ;D Ah yes "ambush farts" nothing like them.  I let one go at the door of Wal Mart when I was a people greeter. Just then a family walked into the store and the young girl grabs her nose and says "Ewe! Mom.. was that you???" Mom turns around and says "What??  Oh God no!" One night I had just left Smart & Final and was putting the cart away in the cart rail outside. I ripped a loud one  then hurried to get into my car when I saw two men pushing dollies loaded with car batteries coming right into the path my stench.They both stopped wrinkled there noses and looked at each other like they were asking each other "Was that you?" ;D |
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Post by Kimm on May 7, 2010 19:07:08 GMT -5
I dont fart at work now I just cant. I teach now and thats just not something I can do but if a kid does I laugh and make a remark. When I was a student all the teachers got mad if I farted in class. At least I go with the flow on it. In my old jobs I would blow farts all the time. A Little before the end of class you should pass an SBD and watch the kids argue over who did it ;D Maybe when I establish a little tenure. ;D |
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Post by fartinggurl on May 26, 2010 19:49:50 GMT -5
The other day at work, it was near the end of my shift, and the guy who was taking over for me came in a few minutes early. It was just the two of us in the back room, when all of a sudden he leaned over in the chair he was sitting on and let off a BBBLLLAAAPPPP! We just laughed about it. A couple minutes later, I had to fart, and I let off a BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT! Him and I laughed again, but then the smell hit. He picked up the phonebook that was sitting on the desk and waved it around while I just continued to laugh. ;D
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Post by Blastgirl on May 27, 2010 3:28:20 GMT -5
You got the better of him. That's so great.
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