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Post by Beangirl on Mar 27, 2010 21:56:44 GMT -5
Me.. that's what happened. ;D My dad had made me an avocado sandwich for dinner and along with two slices of five cheese garlic pizza I was quite content. The next morning however I was getting ready for work in my room when I start firing off a dozen egg salad farts. So I know whats coming next and I run to the bathroom.  Even after a mercy flush and Lysol spray and the exhaust fan.(I swear I heard it gag!) the smell remained. I go back to my room and finish getting ready. I come into the kitchen and my dad is there and he comes over and and says " What the heck happened in that bathroom?? We both start laughing. He said Ewe! it came up though my bedroom door and woke me up. ;D I went to work laughing. |
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Post by Demona on Mar 29, 2010 12:59:20 GMT -5
Did it set off the smoke alarm too and kill the neighbor's dog? Woah! That was a power dump!
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Post by Kimm on Apr 6, 2010 21:14:48 GMT -5
Ive been outlawed from going #2 in the downstairs bathroom. I almost suffocated my mom once its next to the drier and after I was done with a nasty duce, my mom was emptying the drier and goes "holy something else Kimmm!!!"
My dad goes "from now on if you have to do #2 go upstairs where theres more ventilation!"
I still fart everywhere though. ;D It keeps them honest.,
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Post by fartinggurl on Apr 7, 2010 20:40:17 GMT -5
My bathroom is near the top of the steps leading downstairs. One day a while back I did a nasty dump that my mom said she could smell in the computer room, which is downstairs, but close to the steps leading to the second floor.
Another time when I was at my grandparents house, I did a dump where the stench lingered for more than an hour after I flushed.
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Post by Kimm on Jun 4, 2010 20:53:14 GMT -5
I had the runs last night. I did have Chinese though. I must have farted 50 times like just a BPLAT not a loud or long at all but stench that was just gross.
My mom was rather mad at me. ;D Oh and pealed the wallpaper in the bathroom. I had the runs at least 3 hurry up dumps.
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Post by Kimm on Jun 18, 2010 19:29:56 GMT -5
I just walked by my dads chair and let out a fart like a
BBBBBBPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT
I started giggling my dad goes "You couldnt hold that 5 more steps?" I go "I could but it might not stink up your area that way."
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Post by johnb1 on Sept 12, 2010 23:45:42 GMT -5
ha ha ha  very nice ladies. Unfortunately, my mom has gotten married to a fart hater, and I usually get blamed when I go over there. She says to me-it's almost like you save 'em up for when you go over there. Now, I ask you, saving up a fart? How's that even possible? I dunno- I don't have much warning, and now my mom wants me to go out into the hall when I drop one. I'd leave one in the elevator, but she lives in a retirement community, and that's just too cruel. Here's the answer (old farm trick) for bathroom stenches-matches. Burn that rascal off. JB |
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Post by Beangirl on Sept 13, 2010 22:02:16 GMT -5
ha ha ha very nice ladies. Unfortunately, my mom has gotten married to a fart hater, and I usually get blamed when I go over there. She says to me-it's almost like you save 'em up for when you go over there. Now, I ask you, saving up a fart? How's that even possible? I dunno- I don't have much warning, and now my mom wants me to go out into the hall when I drop one. I'd leave one in the elevator, but she lives in a retirement community, and that's just too cruel. Here's the answer (old farm trick) for bathroom stenches-matches. Burn that rascal off. JB Ha ha ha! Yeah save 'em up. You can cut an album some day! ;D |
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