I got called an ***hole for farting in public

[Sun of Centaur Moon of Lion]

Hi fart fans ;D A few weeks ago I was in target when I felt one brewing just as I was walking down an isle by two collage aged young women, I let it go and the fart itself was just so so, neither particularly loud /long or anything but loud enough that im pretty sure they heard it they heard it ;D

I burst out laughing and the two girls looked at me with that sort of Oh my God did I just hear what I think look, I announced it after them giving me the look for a second or so, I FARTED !!!!, One of them go's good job!.

What happened a bit later when I caught sight of the same young women again was actually rather funny to me even though they obviously weren't trying to be funny, I was outside target taking a smoke break when they came out and got in their car, they drove past where I was then stopped for a moment , One of them yelled How do you like this ***hole !!! then gave me the finger.

Im not much of a verbal comeback guy and just smirked at them and laughed, I find the idea of calling someone the strong word for butthole because of a fart sort of funny in itself though, Noooo, I may or may not be an ***hole the fart came out of my ***hole ;D I just think it's funny she chose to call me the name of the offending body orifice ;D Obviously she didnt find the fart funny but the way she reacted was unintentionally funny to me at least ;D Probably not a likely candidate for a Farts.com member if that sight was still around

[Classicblast]

I guess not everybody shares the fart humor of my inlaws. And I have adapted because of it, but at least I don't see that it leads to anything I'd flip the finger to and call the person an ashole over either.

[Beangirl]

LOL! Not me.. I would have given you two thumbs up! ;D

[Sun of Centaur Moon of Lion]

Thanks Beangirl and Classic ;D We also all know that ever so well known middle finger gesture means up your ass , Who really wants to stick their finger up there? especially considering it will just get farted back out anyway ;D

[Demona]

Why would they think it's funny at first then be rude? People are such turds. I'd have laughed if I heard a fart.

[Sun of Centaur Moon of Lion]

Who knows Dirty Demona, I guess there are some funny people in the world when it comes to farts or anything for that matter

When one of my farts is not appreciated I just imagine myself being surrounded by my farting friends here and those I know who appreciate farts when it happened ;D

And who knows even considering how angry they appeared toward me Id love to be a fly on the wall when those girls were telling their friends guess what some guy did at Target right in front of us today, Strange the way different people react to farts even those who are, or claim, to be offended sometimes seem to be on the verge of a smirk if you look close enough ;D

Oh well it's a new day with plenty Ghost of Fart Future story's to come ;D