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Aug 18, 2012 20:13:18 GMT -5
Post by Blastgirl on Aug 18, 2012 20:13:18 GMT -5
This is something new? When did you ever have trouble farting? For those keeping score she just about killed me a little bit ago. Yeah I am curling my weights watching music videos and Blastgirl walks up to me shows her butt and lets rip a nuclear fart that could send us back to the stone age. And giggles and walks away. No trouble farting. I farted a lot today. And you just need to admit I owned you over there. ;D |
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Aug 19, 2012 1:32:19 GMT -5
Post by Classicblast on Aug 19, 2012 1:32:19 GMT -5
Ripping ass near my face is now owning me.
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Sept 7, 2012 15:38:40 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Sept 7, 2012 15:38:40 GMT -5
So Im in the living room with my sister, Tammy. Tammy grabs her tummy and then leans over and lifts a cheek and she farted.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT
My mom hears it from the kitchen and comes in wth glade and sprays it at me and tells me how bad it stinks.
That happened once before I got blamed for Tammy farting.
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Dec 15, 2012 13:11:00 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Dec 15, 2012 13:11:00 GMT -5
Equality at last. ;D
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Dec 24, 2012 7:59:43 GMT -5
Post by paomik on Dec 24, 2012 7:59:43 GMT -5
Μy girlfriend was tought the art of farts from her mom but she was encouraged by me.
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Dec 25, 2012 20:54:42 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Dec 25, 2012 20:54:42 GMT -5
Better out than in. I was never bashful about farting in front of guys or my elders.
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Dec 31, 2012 9:43:24 GMT -5
Post by Blastgirl on Dec 31, 2012 9:43:24 GMT -5
Ripping ass near my face is not owning me. Yes it is!! So today at my parents house I had a big bowl of rice and I was getting full before I could finish it. I mentioned that I was feeling full and put the bowl on a table saying that I probably will not be able to finish it. But I felt a rumble in the jungle so I lifted a cheek and I farted. BBPPLLAATT. My Mom said "Sick!!! Ewww!" My Dad said "You might be able to finish that rice now." |
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Jun 22, 2013 15:26:15 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Jun 22, 2013 15:26:15 GMT -5
So lunch with Adam, some of his friends and their girlfriends Checkers. Well I had one coming and I was talking and I stopped for a second and lifted and let out a BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLAAATTT.
One girl goes "You did that?"
Adam goes "You have no idea trust me."
One other girl goes "Im not bashful either, I approve." GIRL POWER!
The other girls were like not as impressed but thats how it usually is.
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Mar 14, 2014 17:38:29 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Mar 14, 2014 17:38:29 GMT -5
I just did the pull my finger thing.
My dad pulled it and I farted like everbody knew I would
BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
My mom goes "Frank! Why did you pull her finger you knew she was going to fart!"
I go "I would have farted anyway."
Then the air got dense my mom goes "You have a stinky ass!"
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Mar 16, 2014 15:50:08 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Mar 16, 2014 15:50:08 GMT -5
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Apr 12, 2014 6:32:45 GMT -5
Post by paomik on Apr 12, 2014 6:32:45 GMT -5
Yesterday afternoon my girlfriend(now my fiancee) ripped so many farts in the room so noone could stay in.
So ,after a long time of many stinky bombs she said " Even I cannot stand all this smell" but she continued farting!
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Apr 13, 2014 18:15:59 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Apr 13, 2014 18:15:59 GMT -5
Yesterday afternoon my girlfriend(now my fiancee) ripped so many farts in the room so noone could stay in. So ,after a long time of many stinky bombs she said " Even I cannot stand all this smell" but she continued farting! Sometimes as$ gas is a constant |
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