Kimm
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Oct 3, 2010 10:10:42 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Oct 3, 2010 10:10:42 GMT -5
My family wont pull my finger anymore. My boyfriend will. I have a cousin who will too but my parents just refuse now.
I kind of shot a surprise fart about half hour ago. I was folding towels on the table and I just turned my hips and
BBBPPPPPPPLLLLLLLAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT
I giggled, my dad goes "niiicceee!" My mom goes "Thanks for the ambush Kim!"
my brother goes "At least this time it wasnt right over my head."
A few seconds later my mom pinched her nose shut and walked away and goes "You can finish the folding on your own."
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Oct 4, 2010 19:30:32 GMT -5
Post by fartinggurl on Oct 4, 2010 19:30:32 GMT -5
A couple weeks ago my parents and I were over at my grandparents house playing board games. We had just finished dinner and were sitting in my grandparents living room watching TV when I had to fart. I jumped up from the couch and said, "Listen to this." Then I squeezed my hand into a fist, and as I farted, pretended to be pulling down on a cord as I lifted my leg. My mom then said, "Oh lovely." My grandma then said, "Why watch TV when we have our own entertainment right here in the living room."
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Kimm
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Oct 22, 2010 19:22:06 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Oct 22, 2010 19:22:06 GMT -5
I love saying Listen to this and letting it go.
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Kimm
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Jul 3, 2011 21:54:02 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Jul 3, 2011 21:54:02 GMT -5
Bridesmaids is a funny movie and theres good toilet humor in it.
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Feb 4, 2012 13:50:20 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Feb 4, 2012 13:50:20 GMT -5
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Feb 5, 2012 14:25:08 GMT -5
Post by Beangirl on Feb 5, 2012 14:25:08 GMT -5
LAMAO!!!! Lol ;D ;D ;D!
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Kimm
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Feb 18, 2012 14:46:39 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Feb 18, 2012 14:46:39 GMT -5
Theyre all wrestling fans here so Im being caled Natalya lately. ;D
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Feb 19, 2012 14:06:45 GMT -5
Post by Beangirl on Feb 19, 2012 14:06:45 GMT -5
This is a good one for the collection for my sweet wife and my lovely sister in law. LMAO! reminds me of our family reunions in Bentonville, Arkansas! |
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Kimm
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Feb 25, 2012 0:08:53 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Feb 25, 2012 0:08:53 GMT -5
I love it! ;D
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Feb 28, 2012 23:15:47 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Feb 28, 2012 23:15:47 GMT -5
Shameless farting just like me.
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Mar 3, 2012 16:24:44 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Mar 3, 2012 16:24:44 GMT -5
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Apr 8, 2012 2:13:33 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Apr 8, 2012 2:13:33 GMT -5
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Apr 8, 2012 13:10:25 GMT -5
Post by Beangirl on Apr 8, 2012 13:10:25 GMT -5
LOL! I know she's a porn star.. I wonder what would happen in she farted during a shoot?? ;D
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Apr 8, 2012 22:01:40 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Apr 8, 2012 22:01:40 GMT -5
After the replies I have gotten by just telling fart stories I might figure that would be something that guys might buy.
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Jun 30, 2012 12:28:58 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Jun 30, 2012 12:28:58 GMT -5
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Aug 15, 2012 11:18:44 GMT -5
Post by Blastgirl on Aug 15, 2012 11:18:44 GMT -5
This morning I had plenty of gas that would not come out. I announced that I was going to fart, I lifted a cheek and nothing. My Mom, my Aunt Barb, my Uncle are all like "Well Sara, if you keep telling us you're going to fart and nothing happens we don't like false alarms here." My Aunt said "Maybe its not air maybe you have to poop."
I can tell the difference though.
Finally when we were walking through the park I felt it coming again this is after at least three false alarms I said "This is for real" I bent forward and BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. I said "Ahhh that felt really good." My Mom shook her head my aunt and my Uncle laughed.
I did at least five more before we got to the car. My Aunt said "I am glad you haven't lost your touch."
I just let one rip as I typed this. It was an average BBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAATTT.
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Aug 15, 2012 18:34:49 GMT -5
Post by Beangirl on Aug 15, 2012 18:34:49 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D
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Aug 16, 2012 1:06:57 GMT -5
Post by Classicblast on Aug 16, 2012 1:06:57 GMT -5
This is something new? When did you ever have trouble farting?
For those keeping score she just about killed me a little bit ago. Yeah I am curling my weights watching music videos and Blastgirl walks up to me shows her butt and lets rip a nuclear fart that could send us back to the stone age. And giggles and walks away.
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