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Post by Demona on Jan 21, 2010 8:44:49 GMT -5
Me and my dad were grocery shopping yesterday afternoon. We were in the snack foods aisle, when this old fart walks past. I hear something like a quiet one being ripped, and think either it's not, or my dad cut one. After the old fart walks away, my dad asks me if I heard that guy farting? I said I thought it was him that did it, and start laughing. Apparently every step he took he had the walking farts, and my dad caught on long before me! Stopping to fart even! We walk to the frozen foods aisle next, and there he is again! My dad tells me, "Let's head for the hills, there he is!" and walk to the checkouts, when he walks past, likely cutting the cheese all the way!
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Post by fartinggurl on Jan 21, 2010 23:34:52 GMT -5
I can remember way back when I was in high school, one of my friends and I were in a bookstore just looking at random things, when this somewhat middle-aged man walked past and let one rip. My friend turned to me and asked, "Did that guy just fart?" I could only nod my head, because I was trying hard not to laugh out loud, as the guy was in the same section we were in.
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Post by Beangirl on Jan 21, 2010 23:48:39 GMT -5
If you want to see farting in public places like Wal Mart and Target, The Public Library and a Science Museum. Log on to You Tube, type in "farts" then look for "The Pooter." He takes his kids and sends them inside with one of those fart machines tucked inside there pants. He has the remote and hides inside with the camera and films peoples reaction when Spencer his kid lets one rip.  |
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Post by Demona on Jan 22, 2010 9:34:54 GMT -5
Woah, talk about being followed! If it wasn't enough we kept running into the farter at the store, my dad says he saw him at Speedway! That's a gas station by the way, lol. He says he held his breath too, lol! It would have been funny to say, "Hey Farty, how's it going? If I pull your finger, will fart?" I wouldn't have the balls to do that though. Wish I'd have been there.
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