Earthquake

[Kimm]

Its not funny that there was an earthquake in Haiti but the news report was being discussed and well I blew a long loud
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My dad goes "That was probably at least a 8.0 on the Richter Scale.

My mom goes "They probably felt that in Haiti and theyre thinking that an aftershock is coming."

My boyfriend goes "Have some more egg salad!"

[Beangirl]

LOL! living in "Earthquake Central" I prob ally gone off the Richter Scale a few times myself. Kimm you are now officially "The Kimm's Butt Cheek Fault." Always active, always. ;D

[Antonio]

lol maby Kimm should stay out of California and Haiti.

[Beangirl]

Jan 16, 2010 18:57:26 GMT -5 Antonio said:

lol maby Kimm should stay out of California and Haiti.

I think she would be helpful in Haiti. She could blow away rubble with her giant farts. Then when survivors get a whiff of her aroma they will be thankful they were ONLY in an Earthquake.

[Kimm]

You 2 are so kind. Thanks. I just machinegunned a few minutes ago

You know, the blat blat blat blat blat

I counted 8.

My mom goes to my dad "our daughter here just blew about 5 farts!" I go "8!"

My mom goes "And it doesnt smell too nice." I dont care it took pressure off my tummy thats what was more important.

[dannyboy]

She's bested me with that as$ of hers too.

Once she wouldn't give me the remote control so I grabbed her ankle and started dragging her across the room. Playfully of course but while I was dragging her she was giggling hard and she fired off a series of machine-guy assbombs.

I ended up letting go of her foot and leaving.

[fartinggurl]

I did a machine-gun style fart last Saturday. My parents had just come back from the grocery store, and I was helping them put the stuff away. I was sitting on the floor in front of the pantry putting cans on the bottom shelf and felt a fart coming. I leaned over and it went, blat blat blat blat blat blat blat! My dad looked over at me and said, "Damn, did you blow a hole in the floor?" I started laughing and let off another fart, which made me laugh even harder. My mom left the kitchen saying, "I'm going in the other room. I'm not going to start dinner until the air clears." I'll admit that it did not smell nice in kitchen after that. ;D

[Sun of Centaur Moon of Lion]

Funny story's in this thread ;D Maybe you all should move here to Florida, The Tampa area, we have no earthquakes but I try my best to keep my own butt hole fault active ;D

Unfortunately from time to time mines not guaranteed against periods of dormancy unlike some of you in this thread I welcome the company though and even when mines in a dormant spell you can sure count on me for cheerleading ;D

[Blastgirl]

Its tremors. ;D Machinegun butt is another term in our group.

[Kimm]

I had chicken salad for lunch and I had machine gun butt tonight.

I was coming downstairs and into the livingroom and I thought it was going to be a single normal fart instead it was
blat blat blat blat blat blat blat

My mom goes "great 21 gun farts here."

It didnt smell real nice. A few minutes ago I was leaning on the wall but sitting on the floor with my knees in front of me and I felt a fart coming I go "I have to fart again." My dad goes "uh oh."

I lifted a cheek and it was 1 average and then twin poppers

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I go "Yeah that felt good." We all laughed and that was about it.

[Kimm]

A nice meatloaf and icecream cake for my birthday dinner.

And there were some side affects. Or backside affects.
I was on the living room floor with my back against the couch my boyfriend was on the couch my back was against his legs and he was kind of rubbing my shoulders.
I leaned over and let out a
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I go "yeah that felt good." My dad was in his recliner a few feet over goes "I felt the floor vibrate." My boyfriend goes "This was inevitable to happen sooner or later."

I just giggled because thas what I do.

About an hour later I go "More aftershock." I lifted a cheek and it was 2 poppers

BBPPLAATT ........... BBPPLLAATT

My mom goes "Nice Kimmy, youre going to kill your man one of these days." My boyfriend goes "heck no Im a fireman Im not going to be done in by a fart." We all laughed.

[Beangirl]

LOL! Poor Adam knows all too well about "Backdraft"! ;D

[Kimm]

Mar 20, 2010 22:16:46 GMT -5 Beangirl said:

LOL! Poor Adam knows all too well about "Backdraft"! ;D

Then you would have been surprised about an hour ago. We were on the back deck at our house. I was sitting on the floor and Adam was on a rail my parents were a few chairs down and I announced that I had a big 1 brewing. My mom goes "lovely!'

When it was ready I go "shhh. Listen."

I lifted a cheek and
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My mom goes "I felt the deck vibrate," Adam toppled over the rail like a wrestler (hes a wrestling fanatic anyway)

My dad goes "you give new meaning to blowing others away."
My mom goes Im just glad we are outside this time.

I did 2 more later average

BBBPPLLAATT.....BBPPLLAATT,
Not near as loud as the other 1 Adam goes "youre losing steam I guess. But the smell was worse the the twin poppers than the loud bomb of earlier.

I have bowling tonight and I know Ill be extra gassy since we had checkers for lunch and were doing pizza just before bowling. ;D

[fartinggurl]

The other night at work, I was in the back room with the girl I was working with. She was doing the dishes while I was filling the sauce bottles. All of a sudden I felt a fart coming, so I said to her, "Hey (her name), guess what?" She turned to me and said, "What?" and I let off this huge BBBBBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!

She then said to me, "Geeze (my name), that sounded like a low-flying plane." and we were both laughing, although when the stink set in, she went out to the dining room holding her nose and said, "I'm going to go clean the dining room. Hopefully it airs out back there when I'm done." ;D

[Kimm]

Thats 1 way to send her back to work. ;D

[Kimm]

I had 2 egg salad sandwiches for lunch today. ;D I was hungry.

About 2 hours ago I was stretched out on the window seat and I felt a good one coming so I announced that I was going to fart, I lifted a cheek and it was medium loud but it was at least 3 seconds
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My mom goes "I thought that would never end." I just giggled and kept texting.

A good half hour later I did an SBD but I didnt say anything. In a few seconds it was rather rank. My mom goes "KIIMMMMMM YOU FARTED!!" I go "Yep."

My dad goes "Thats an ambush" My mom strayed my butt with glade. ;D

[Kimm]

Another ambush tonight.
I kind of ambushed them. I was putting a light bulb on a book case light and standing on a 2 step ladder to change it. I knew I was going to fart but I didnt think it would be a big 1 but it was

It was a
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My mom was in the kitchen but its next to the living room. She comes in and goes "I heard that she farted!!!!" My dad goes "you might want to go back to the kitchen because youre going to smell it in a moment." My mom goes "Its made it over here," she walked away fanning her nose.

My brother I think heard the conversation comes from downstairs and goes "Ill stay out of the living room for a while." My dad goes "that would be wise."

About a half hour later I felt more so I was sitting on the floor I lifted a cheek and a medium
BBPPLLAATT and I go "Yep I farted." My mom goes "I heard it." My brother kicked me away from him sliding me along the floor. ;D