Post by Pumpkin on Jan 8, 2010 12:57:48 GMT -5
I enjoy fart humor as much as anybody, but what's happened to me the last few days has been unreal. 
I had a burrito from a local taco-type fast food place. That thing has been kicking my butt for 3 days now. Bad farts, real sulphur bombs of the eye watering, nose hair scorching kind.
Mrs. Pumpkin got home from work last night and asked me "what died in here?" It was my intestines! I did a huge FRAAFF and she said "GO OUTSIDE AND DO THAT NEXT TIME!" as she covered her mouth and nose with the collar of her coat.
I said, "no, all the neighbors will hear me". She just gave me a
look and walked away as she said "YOU'RE FOUL!" I am. ;D
I had a burrito from a local taco-type fast food place. That thing has been kicking my butt for 3 days now. Bad farts, real sulphur bombs of the eye watering, nose hair scorching kind.
Mrs. Pumpkin got home from work last night and asked me "what died in here?" It was my intestines! I did a huge FRAAFF and she said "GO OUTSIDE AND DO THAT NEXT TIME!" as she covered her mouth and nose with the collar of her coat.
I said, "no, all the neighbors will hear me". She just gave me a
look and walked away as she said "YOU'RE FOUL!" I am. ;D
