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Post by Beangirl on Jan 3, 2010 21:08:20 GMT -5
Yesterday was our annual Cousin's Christmas Party. I had to work but my dad went. We both got home at the same time .We were standing in our back porch when I ripped a loud one. Then my Dad ripped a loud one. OMG! I started waving my hands in front of my face.  My dad said, "Is my breath bad? " Nope our farts were! |
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Post by farti1 on Jan 4, 2010 22:08:37 GMT -5
Send some of that warm air up my way, It is so cold here that the farts come out solid and hit the ground with a clunk. When the sun hits them they go off ;D |
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Post by Blastgirl on Jan 5, 2010 3:21:44 GMT -5
A good old Family fart duel. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Jan 8, 2010 20:03:40 GMT -5
I felt a tummy strain last night and I announced I had to fart. My dad goes "Might as well get it over with."
I go "If you insist."
I lifted a cheek and BBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT
My dad goes "Niiccee!"
I go "I have another brewing too."
Then it was 2 short. BBPPLLAATT..... ..... BBPPLLAATT
I honestly felt great after that tandem but it did not smell nice in the living room. ;D
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Post by fartinggurl on Jan 20, 2010 21:32:44 GMT -5
A little earlier in the evening, I was sitting on the same couch my dad was sitting on, when I had to fart. I let go a BBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
My dad said, "Damn (Me), if you're going to fart like that, sit on the other couch (there are two couches in our living room) so I can breathe." The stench hit soon, and my dad grabbed a newspaper and fanned the air as he held his nose. Speaking of stench, I let go a fart as I was typing this, and it does not smell too great where I'm sitting. ;D
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Post by Pumpkin on Jan 29, 2010 11:35:04 GMT -5
Like I always say, "the family that stinks together thinks together". There is fellowship in farting.  ;D I was talking to my brother on the phone last night, and I let a huge BA-VERUUP go. He said "what the hell was that? I heard this huge VERUUP sound!" His wife says in the background "I bet he just farted, didn't he." Yep, she knows me well. ;D Whew! It stunk too. ;D |
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Post by Beangirl on Feb 2, 2010 16:26:48 GMT -5
My dad and I were in the kitchen and as my cat walked by I ripped a long one. My dad said" Gee Taylor(my cat) what the hell was that?" I said "Dad, if that WAS Taylor she would be orbiting around the Galaxy right now."
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Post by Blastgirl on Feb 3, 2010 2:27:23 GMT -5
;D Some people have a leanings to blame pets first.
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Post by Kimm on Feb 5, 2010 2:23:14 GMT -5
I have a similar story.
I remember my grandparents were on the back deck at a party at our house.
I was walking by and I blew a walking fart it was kind of a Bbblllllaaaaaaaaaaaattt that flows with your steps.
My grandma looks over at my grandpa and goes "Charlie did you cut the cheese?" My grandpa goes (with a hearty laugh) "That was NOT me" I go "It was me I farted."
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