Post by Mahnarch on Dec 19, 2009 2:09:38 GMT -5
Geekthras, Geekthras, Geekthras......
May I call you Geekthras?
How about Steve?
Gary? Jeff?
How about Joe?
I'm trying something different.
I've made this a poll so that others can vote as to whether or not a certain forum member is awesome or not.
You can also vote if the questions were awesome or not.
(You get two votes: one for awesomeness of guest. One for awesomeness of questions.
Use caution and vote decisively. Santa is watching!)
We fade in on a single man climbing a 'Little Giant' ladder.
The camera zooms in on the face of Mahnarch, as he turns and faces the lens.
In Billy Mays fashion, Mahnarch starts:
"Hello! Mahnarch here! And you haven't experienced climbing unless you've climbed the Little Giant!"
...suddenly, a figure falls from the rafters of the set and onto the floor.
The crew pauses, watching.......
Slowly, Geekthras gets up from the floor and dusts himself off.
Make-up gets him a water and powders his face.
Mahnarch climbs down the ladder and sits with Geekthras at a nearby table.
Mahnarch still yells like Billy Mays: "Geekthras, what were you doing up there?"
Geekthras drinks his water while staring at Mahnarch.
Geekthras: "Why are you yelling?"
Mahnarch: (calmly) "Sorry."
Geekthras pulls a piece of debris from his Greenbay Packers sweatshirt....
1. Geekthras: If you were to do a push-up, how far off the floor would your chest be from the ground? (basically, how long are your arms?)
2. How big is the TV in your bedroom?
3. Do you think Daphne Moon is hot?
4. If you had a camera in your hand right now, and took a picture of your....7 o'clock...what would be in the picture?
5. Do you have a cat?
6. Vader or Hillary? (who's your most feared?)
7. If the IRS came to your house, would you sweat?
8. If a kid hit a baseball through your window, would you sue him?
9. If you were driving along the road in your personal car/truck and came across a moose....could you drive under it without touching it?
10. Who was the last person you said "Thanks" to? (Not "Thank you", just "Thanks" [first name only]).
11. If you stretch your arms over your head, can you touch the ceiling where you're sitting right now?
12. Do you have a matchbox collection?
13. What color are your socks?
14. When was the last time you ate tomato paste?
15. When's the last time you listened to Tammy Wynette?
16. How many inches is it from your right knee to your left eye?
17. If your dad could bench press a school bus...what could you bench?
18. The Second Amendment secures your right to own guns. Do you support this right?
19. If someone overthrew a frisbee onto your towel at the beach, would you toss it back or throw it into the lake?
20. If you were driving down the road and saw a gaggle of ducks crossing the road. Would you stop and allow them to cross?
Bonus question!
21: Say you were being interviewed by the FBI in a dark room with a single light shined down on you.
The question is: "Where were you on December 14th, at 8PM?" What would you answer?
May I call you Geekthras?
How about Steve?
Gary? Jeff?
How about Joe?
I'm trying something different.
I've made this a poll so that others can vote as to whether or not a certain forum member is awesome or not.
You can also vote if the questions were awesome or not.
(You get two votes: one for awesomeness of guest. One for awesomeness of questions.
Use caution and vote decisively. Santa is watching!)
We fade in on a single man climbing a 'Little Giant' ladder.
The camera zooms in on the face of Mahnarch, as he turns and faces the lens.
In Billy Mays fashion, Mahnarch starts:
"Hello! Mahnarch here! And you haven't experienced climbing unless you've climbed the Little Giant!"
...suddenly, a figure falls from the rafters of the set and onto the floor.
The crew pauses, watching.......
Slowly, Geekthras gets up from the floor and dusts himself off.
Make-up gets him a water and powders his face.
Mahnarch climbs down the ladder and sits with Geekthras at a nearby table.
Mahnarch still yells like Billy Mays: "Geekthras, what were you doing up there?"
Geekthras drinks his water while staring at Mahnarch.
Geekthras: "Why are you yelling?"
Mahnarch: (calmly) "Sorry."
Geekthras pulls a piece of debris from his Greenbay Packers sweatshirt....
1. Geekthras: If you were to do a push-up, how far off the floor would your chest be from the ground? (basically, how long are your arms?)
2. How big is the TV in your bedroom?
3. Do you think Daphne Moon is hot?
4. If you had a camera in your hand right now, and took a picture of your....7 o'clock...what would be in the picture?
5. Do you have a cat?
6. Vader or Hillary? (who's your most feared?)
7. If the IRS came to your house, would you sweat?
8. If a kid hit a baseball through your window, would you sue him?
9. If you were driving along the road in your personal car/truck and came across a moose....could you drive under it without touching it?
10. Who was the last person you said "Thanks" to? (Not "Thank you", just "Thanks" [first name only]).
11. If you stretch your arms over your head, can you touch the ceiling where you're sitting right now?
12. Do you have a matchbox collection?
13. What color are your socks?
14. When was the last time you ate tomato paste?
15. When's the last time you listened to Tammy Wynette?
16. How many inches is it from your right knee to your left eye?
17. If your dad could bench press a school bus...what could you bench?
18. The Second Amendment secures your right to own guns. Do you support this right?
19. If someone overthrew a frisbee onto your towel at the beach, would you toss it back or throw it into the lake?
20. If you were driving down the road and saw a gaggle of ducks crossing the road. Would you stop and allow them to cross?
Bonus question!
21: Say you were being interviewed by the FBI in a dark room with a single light shined down on you.
The question is: "Where were you on December 14th, at 8PM?" What would you answer?
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