Post by Mahnarch on Dec 8, 2009 0:28:01 GMT -5
Deep space.
A massive meteor, measuring 12 miles in length, flails through the void, spinning over and over, on a direct collision course with Earth.
As it passes by Jupiter a smaller meteor crashes into it.
The resulting damage forms a face. A human face.
Some think the face looks like Alan - brother of Phil.
Some say it looks like Ronald Reagan.
Either way, the face is that of awesomeness.
Before the meteor hits us, I sit down with Alan.
We must hurry!
Alan, brother of Phil, brother of the keeper of secrets:
1: How long have you known Phil?
2: Did Phil have any secret hidey holes (hiding places) as a child?
3: Who's taller? You or Phil?
4: What's the biggest bill you have in your pocket, right now?
5: What is the newest painting you have on your wall?
6: Even done Botox?
7: Which shoe do you put on first?
8: Can you compare Judge Judy to your sister-in-law, Katherine?
9: How many pounds can you bench?
10: What color is your wallet?
11: Have any pets?
12: If you went skydiving and realized you forgot your parachute - what would you do?
13: What's the fastest speed you've ever driven?
14: Could you jump a 5ft bonfire?
15: Can you play the flute?
16: If someone were to give you a $1,000 as a gift, what would you say?
17: Have you ever played World of Warcraft?
18: What is the greenest (color) thing at your...... 2 O'clock?
19: How many feet is it from your mail box to the edge of your driveway?
20: Who was the last person you talked to on the phone (first name, only).
Bonus question:
21: Who was the last person you Karate chopped?
A massive meteor, measuring 12 miles in length, flails through the void, spinning over and over, on a direct collision course with Earth.
As it passes by Jupiter a smaller meteor crashes into it.
The resulting damage forms a face. A human face.
Some think the face looks like Alan - brother of Phil.
Some say it looks like Ronald Reagan.
Either way, the face is that of awesomeness.
Before the meteor hits us, I sit down with Alan.
We must hurry!
Alan, brother of Phil, brother of the keeper of secrets:
1: How long have you known Phil?
2: Did Phil have any secret hidey holes (hiding places) as a child?
3: Who's taller? You or Phil?
4: What's the biggest bill you have in your pocket, right now?
5: What is the newest painting you have on your wall?
6: Even done Botox?
7: Which shoe do you put on first?
8: Can you compare Judge Judy to your sister-in-law, Katherine?
9: How many pounds can you bench?
10: What color is your wallet?
11: Have any pets?
12: If you went skydiving and realized you forgot your parachute - what would you do?
13: What's the fastest speed you've ever driven?
14: Could you jump a 5ft bonfire?
15: Can you play the flute?
16: If someone were to give you a $1,000 as a gift, what would you say?
17: Have you ever played World of Warcraft?
18: What is the greenest (color) thing at your...... 2 O'clock?
19: How many feet is it from your mail box to the edge of your driveway?
20: Who was the last person you talked to on the phone (first name, only).
Bonus question:
21: Who was the last person you Karate chopped?
