Post by fartinggurl on Nov 9, 2009 23:03:04 GMT -5
Saturday night I had just come home from hanging out with friends. Before heading home, I got a bufflao chicken salad with extra onions from Subway for dinner, and for dessert I had some ice cream. About 30 minutes later, the farts began. I was out in the garage throwing some cans into the recycling bin, and I let rip a nice BBBBLLLAAAPPPP! that did not smell too good.
Later that night while I was in my bedroom, I let off another huge BBBBBLLLLAAAAATTTTTTT! and this one also did not smell good. About 10 mintues later, my dad came up to my room to give me back a DVD I let him borrow because he wanted to see the movie, and when he came into my room, he had a funny look on his face. "Holy sh*t, (me)! Did you die in here?" I started laughing, and when I told him that I farted almost 10 minutes ago, he said, "If you're going to fart like this the rest of the night, don't come downstairs." He handed me back the DVD I let him borrow, then before he left, I let off another fart. ;D My dad said, "You better make sure that was just a fart, and nothing else." and left my room.
Later that night while I was in my bedroom, I let off another huge BBBBBLLLLAAAAATTTTTTT! and this one also did not smell good. About 10 mintues later, my dad came up to my room to give me back a DVD I let him borrow because he wanted to see the movie, and when he came into my room, he had a funny look on his face. "Holy sh*t, (me)! Did you die in here?" I started laughing, and when I told him that I farted almost 10 minutes ago, he said, "If you're going to fart like this the rest of the night, don't come downstairs." He handed me back the DVD I let him borrow, then before he left, I let off another fart. ;D My dad said, "You better make sure that was just a fart, and nothing else." and left my room.
