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Post by fartinggurl on Sept 16, 2009 15:36:51 GMT -5
Yesterday for lunch I had some frozen onion rings and some leftover Chinese food. I then went to work, and during my break I had a bag of Doritoes. When I came home from work, I had some frozen pizza and reheated the onion rings I made for lunch. I also had some ice cream for dessert.
Later that night I was watching 'Sons Of Anarchy,' and during the commercials I was balancing my checkbook, since I had received my bank statement a couple days before and deposited my check. I happened to be sitting at my desk, which has a hard chair, and during one of the commercial breaks, as I was finishing up with my checkbook, I let rip a BBBBLLLAAAAATTTTTT! BBBBBLLLLAAAAATTTTT!, which did not smell too good. One of my cats happened to be laying on the floor at my feet, but he did not look up, even though the smell was enough to peel paint.
Later after the show ended, I was still sitting at my desk, looking at my e-mail, when I felt another fart coming. I let off a BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! It was so loud and so long that my cat, who was asleep on the floor, immediately woke up, wide-eyed, and looking around. It also reeked, and I was laughing because of his reaction. I let off quite a few farts the rest of that night, and I was still farting this morning. ;D
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Post by Blastgirl on Sept 17, 2009 1:24:22 GMT -5
That's a recipe that was fueling for a full day leading up to this. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Oct 3, 2009 22:51:23 GMT -5
Im having lasagna right now. That should prove interesting.
About an hour ago I walked in and farted right next to my brother and walked back out.
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Post by farti1 on Oct 4, 2009 10:49:22 GMT -5
Im having lasagna right now. That should prove interesting. I am running to my basement for shelter until this blows over  |
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Post by Kimm on Oct 9, 2009 19:49:04 GMT -5
Theyre never over.
About 2 hours ago my parents and my grandparents were out on the deck I was coming inside from the back yard and I came up on the deck and I blew a long loud
BBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I go "Ahh, That felt great!"
My grandma goes "Thats so unlady like why do you just do that and think its funny?" I go "It is funny and I feel great. I have no stomach cramps and Im never constipated."
My grandma goes "I really didnt need to know all that!" My grandpa laughed so hard he almost fell out of his chair. My dad chuckled and shook his head my mom pretended to be disgusted but she really thought it was funny.
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Post by Classicblast on Oct 9, 2009 23:05:13 GMT -5
You just keep that ass of yours away from my living room. Holy Geez that was not good about half hour ago.
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Post by Kimm on Oct 16, 2009 21:40:12 GMT -5
You just keep that ass of yours away from my living room. Holy Geez that was not good about half hour ago. Not good for your nose, good for my butt and great for my tummy though. ;D I blew a big 1 a few minutes ago my mom goes "so youre at again?" I go "not again, still!" ;D |
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Post by fartinggurl on Oct 21, 2009 20:51:35 GMT -5
After dinner, which was spaghetti, my dad was sitting at the kitchen table with his laptop doing some work. I was over at the refrigerator when I felt a fart coming. I said to my dad, "Guess what?" He barely looked up and said, "What?" I then let off a huge BBBBBBLLLLLAAAAAPPPPPP! I then said, "I just farted." My dad then said sarcastically, "Oh really. I thought the ceiling fell in." ;D
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Post by Blastgirl on Oct 23, 2009 0:38:06 GMT -5
Spaghetti is a good fuel for the butt cannon too. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Oct 23, 2009 20:07:19 GMT -5
I had sauerkraut last night. I must have blown at least 30 farts while watching tv. My mom got so mad she started yelling at me after a while. But then again they were pretty foul. After about fire # 25 my mom goes "KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!! From now on youre going to have to tr each meal and were going to decide if youare going to let you spend the rest of the evening hours with us if youre going to sh.t your pants all night long!"
My dad goes "That might be a bit harsh."
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Post by fartinggurl on Oct 23, 2009 20:46:38 GMT -5
Once when I had gone out to eat with one of my friends, I kept farting these rotten-egg smelling farts on the way home. After a while, she told me that she was going to make me walk if I didn't stop stinking up her car.
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Post by Kimm on Oct 30, 2009 21:11:11 GMT -5
Once when I had gone out to eat with one of my friends, I kept farting these rotten-egg smelling farts on the way home. After a while, she told me that she was going to make me walk if I didn't stop stinking up her car. My sister and I kept blowing farts on a car trip my dad said that if we didnt stop he was going to "drape the 2 of you over the seat with your ass out the sunroof!" ;D |
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