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Post by Demona on Aug 26, 2009 17:47:16 GMT -5
Chili and cabbage is being made in the kitchen as I'm typing this. The possibility of another story could be in the air.... ;D
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Post by Kimm on Aug 28, 2009 19:22:31 GMT -5
Thats a good menu for a good story.
I had some cottage cheese earlier my butt has begun to sing.
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Post by Demona on Aug 30, 2009 4:36:38 GMT -5
Sadly, I didn't have the gas I hoped for. I think dried apricots should have also been on the menu.  I was constipated all week by the way. |
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Post by fartinggurl on Sept 1, 2009 22:22:04 GMT -5
This topic reminds me of the time I ordered onion rings from Burger King, which makes me fart most of the time, and I did not fart once after eating them. However when I ordered onion rings again, I was farting up a storm.
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Post by Blastgirl on Sept 2, 2009 2:46:58 GMT -5
I wonder what neutralized you that one time. ;d
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Post by Demona on Sept 2, 2009 3:31:40 GMT -5
This topic reminds me of the time I ordered onion rings from Burger King, which makes me fart most of the time, and I did not fart once after eating them. However when I ordered onion rings again, I was farting up a storm. Sometimes your system must become used to it, or something you ate earlier could have cancelled it out. I really don't know, but it's a bummer isn't it? |
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Post by Blastgirl on Sept 2, 2009 20:33:06 GMT -5
You should have heard the one I just did.
My Parents and my Brother were over here. Well they still are. Anyway I said that there was pressure on my tummy. Then I farted.
It was kind of BBBBBBPPPPLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT
Then I said "Ah, now I feel much better."
My Mom said "Eawww. You didn't learn your unladylike farting from me."
My Dad said "No my Sister gets the credit for that influence."
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Post by Beangirl on Sept 2, 2009 21:25:25 GMT -5
This topic reminds me of the time I ordered onion rings from Burger King, which makes me fart most of the time, and I did not fart once after eating them. However when I ordered onion rings again, I was farting up a storm. I love onion ring farts.  They are just nasty. I get the giggles at first wiff. ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Sept 11, 2009 19:36:48 GMT -5
Onion rings. How about chicken wings. Im guaranteed to chase anybody out of the room.
Ill have even chased my dad and his friends from the room. When a 20s age girl clears the room on 50s age men victory comes from my butt. ;D
I cleared them 3 times during 1 party once. I had to they didnt believe me when I said that the wings are going to give me mad gas. I tried to warn them and so did my dad. My dad goes "dont let the small package fool you."
I know my dad was proud even though be pretended go gag and cough.
Oh, I just blew 1 typing this. It blew me off the chair and then made a snap noise.
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Post by Beangirl on Sept 11, 2009 20:50:46 GMT -5
Hey. I cleared "The House" yesterday morning! I had a tummy full of nerves that mixed with last nights spaghetti produced a foul egg salad cloud that wafted through the house causing my family to make a break for it. California smog was better than my stench.  "The exhaust fan wept..  |
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Post by Demona on Sept 12, 2009 11:51:32 GMT -5
I had rotisserie chicken yesterday and today, and it's a known gas producer with me. I ripped some good ones before and I'm hoping to do it again.
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Post by Kimm on Oct 31, 2009 17:10:35 GMT -5
A heads up is I had baked bean casserole for lunch, I just had a broccoli snack and Im expecting to have apple cider tonight at the Halloween bowling so I should have some really good stories. Im rumbling in my tummy and tumbling out my butt already it only gets better after this. ;D
Oh yeah I just blew a long lout
BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
My mom goes "I dont suppose youre going to say excuse me?" I go "No! DO I ever?"
My mom goes "Thats so gross and you think its the funniest thing arent you ever going to grow up?"
I dont think I ever will to tell you the truth.
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Post by Beangirl on Oct 31, 2009 21:37:34 GMT -5
Watch out Kimm... It's Halloween. If you fart tonight you might just kill the dead all over again." From every cemetary you can hear the wail......." Ah!!! Who cut one???. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Nov 13, 2009 20:43:34 GMT -5
Watch out Kimm... It's Halloween. If you fart tonight you might just kill the dead all over again." From every cemetary you can hear the wail......." Ah!!! Who cut one???. ;D Ive been accused of sending people to the cemetery that way too. |
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