Post by Mahnarch on Aug 26, 2009 1:15:16 GMT -5
Possum awakens from a deep sleep - seeming that something is not right.
Looking out the window of his 300 acre farm house he notices a thick fog wandering in over the vast wheat field.
Crickets chirp over the view of the full moon as a slight breeze flows into his window.
Suddenly, the phone rings.
"Mr. Possum?", the female voice asks.
"Yes.", he answers.
*click*
The phone rings again.....
"Mr. Possum?" a more male voice asks.
"Yes.", he answers again.
......."Sorry. I dropped my cell phone in the toilet a few minutes ago and it's acting up. Can you come downstairs?", Mahnarch asks from the lobby.
Possum agrees and comes down - not via the stairway, as a humble man would but, via a fireman's pole he had installed on the second floor.
Mahnarch was impressed..... and wished for one of his own.
At a table they sat.
Of life in general they chat.
They at sushi.
Haiku - not quite.
1) How many pounds does one weigh?
2) How many months is it until your 18th birthday?
3) If you shine a flashlight in your blackened room, facing your computer, to your 4 O'clock position, what would be illuminated? (at head level)
4) If you ran at full speed, from your mail box, directly South... What would the numbers of the address be at the closest mailbox? (numbers only, please)
5) What is the coldest temperature you've ever experienced in your neighborhood? - Farenhieght?
6) If you were to stand on top of a 3 foot stool, how tall would YOU be?
7) What color are your shoes?
8) Have you ever faced off against a rabid wolf in the deep woods?
9) How big are your computer speakers?
10) If you were to lay, face down, toward the Earth and pushed against it; How many pounds of force would you be exerting?
11) How tall is your mother?
12) What color is your ceiling?
13) How many sheets of paper do you guesstimate are in your printer?
14) What is the very last digit in your home phone number?
15) If you were to jump out of your bedroom window... how far would you fall?
16) What is the yellowest shirt you own?
17) Could you pull back a 65lb compound bow?
18) Do you own a pair of black socks?
19) If I were to shave your head; how much shorter would you be - over all?
20) Can you play an instrument?
Bonus question:
21) Do you hate having to "Press 1 for English"?
Looking out the window of his 300 acre farm house he notices a thick fog wandering in over the vast wheat field.
Crickets chirp over the view of the full moon as a slight breeze flows into his window.
Suddenly, the phone rings.
"Mr. Possum?", the female voice asks.
"Yes.", he answers.
*click*
The phone rings again.....
"Mr. Possum?" a more male voice asks.
"Yes.", he answers again.
......."Sorry. I dropped my cell phone in the toilet a few minutes ago and it's acting up. Can you come downstairs?", Mahnarch asks from the lobby.
Possum agrees and comes down - not via the stairway, as a humble man would but, via a fireman's pole he had installed on the second floor.
Mahnarch was impressed..... and wished for one of his own.
At a table they sat.
Of life in general they chat.
They at sushi.
Haiku - not quite.
1) How many pounds does one weigh?
2) How many months is it until your 18th birthday?
3) If you shine a flashlight in your blackened room, facing your computer, to your 4 O'clock position, what would be illuminated? (at head level)
4) If you ran at full speed, from your mail box, directly South... What would the numbers of the address be at the closest mailbox? (numbers only, please)
5) What is the coldest temperature you've ever experienced in your neighborhood? - Farenhieght?
6) If you were to stand on top of a 3 foot stool, how tall would YOU be?
7) What color are your shoes?
8) Have you ever faced off against a rabid wolf in the deep woods?
9) How big are your computer speakers?
10) If you were to lay, face down, toward the Earth and pushed against it; How many pounds of force would you be exerting?
11) How tall is your mother?
12) What color is your ceiling?
13) How many sheets of paper do you guesstimate are in your printer?
14) What is the very last digit in your home phone number?
15) If you were to jump out of your bedroom window... how far would you fall?
16) What is the yellowest shirt you own?
17) Could you pull back a 65lb compound bow?
18) Do you own a pair of black socks?
19) If I were to shave your head; how much shorter would you be - over all?
20) Can you play an instrument?
Bonus question:
21) Do you hate having to "Press 1 for English"?
