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Post by Demona on Aug 19, 2009 1:07:57 GMT -5
I was supposed to meet somebody at a restaurant, so I took my shower, and did my normal routine before going out. I was standing by the dining room table putting lotion on, when I cut a quiet fart. Surely my dad didn't hear me from across the living room, right? Well, as soon as the fart escaped he said, "You put on all that stuff to smell pretty, then ya fart!"
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Post by Phil on Aug 20, 2009 14:22:26 GMT -5
That's ok, the fart will dissipate and you'll still smell pretty.
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Post by Demona on Aug 20, 2009 17:26:06 GMT -5
After dinner tonight I blew a loud fart in my chair. He makes a face and says, "You have a big brown streak on your pajama pants." Which were white by the way.
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Post by Blastgirl on Aug 21, 2009 0:32:50 GMT -5
At least your Dad is a fart appreciative man. My Dad is too. My Mom pretends to get mad but she really has the humor. But I can honestly say I've never heard my Mom fart to remember.
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Post by Kimm on Aug 21, 2009 20:46:02 GMT -5
I dont think that was a useless effort. It looks like you got off several good farts. ;D
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Post by Demona on Aug 23, 2009 21:30:37 GMT -5
I dont think that was a useless effort. It looks like you got off several good farts. ;D But that first one I was trying to sneak out. |
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