I scream you scream my butt screams

[Kimm]

I do love icecream. And one of the beautiful side effects is it makes me fart all the time.

Well it was last night and I happened to eat more icecream than usual because I volunteered at a picnic party. My job was serving icecream. I ate a lot of it too. Probably 3 sundaes worth.

For all of last night I farted at least 40 times. Each time I shook the seat. My mom kept yelling at me. My dad knew right away "You had some icecream didn't you?" I go "Yep!" So my dad goes to my mom "Shes going to bless us with butt music for the rest of the night."

I have it still though. I have white shorts on right now. I blew a fart about an hour ago.

A nice long loud
BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT

It stunk too. My dad goes "You might consider putting on brown shorts because I think thats what those are going to be anyway."

Oh well I like icecream.

[Beangirl]

Oh yeah, me too! ;D I love "Moose Tracks" and that's usually what is left in my undies after I eat a bowl.

[Demona]

Are you lactose intolerant? Dairy tends to do that if you are.

I don't think icecream is gassy, but it can make me run to the bathroom with the runs if I have enough.

[Blastgirl]

Ice Cream always gave Kim the loudest of her talent. I think it can do that to everybody its basically frozen milk anyway.

[Demona]

Aug 21, 2009 0:35:41 GMT -5 Blastgirl said:

Ice Cream always gave Kim the loudest of her talent. I think it can do that to everybody its basically frozen milk anyway.

Speaking of icecream, I just had some after I came home!

[Kimm]

Chicken wings and ice cream make me fart the most. Or the best anyway.

[Blastgirl]

Just be glad you're not behind me right now. Whoo..

[weasel2htm]

I just had a thin mint Blizzard from Dairy Queen. It shouldn't have any "effects" on me though.

[Kimm]

Well the cottage cheese I had earlier is kicked in.

I just blew a long BBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT

My mom goes "KIMMMMMMMM!!"

That was great.