Post by Demona on Aug 2, 2009 20:18:10 GMT -5
Today after a trip to the sporting goods store, we had to do some grocery shopping.
First it was Walgreens, where I bought among other things, dried apricots. Proven fart fuel. I just didn't expect the gas to show up so fast.
Since my mom made bean dip today, she needed more beans for future dip, but I'm sure she had second thoughts after what happened next. The dried apricots must have started to kick in, because I had one brewing. Next thing you know, in the bean aisle, it was only appropriate that I let one rip. I started laughing of course, the other fart requirement after making my announcement. I'm sure she'd rather not know me for there were other customers nearby. ;D
So after that, we had to have dinner. Since the night before we went out to a Chinese buffet, it had to be something cheap. Taco Bell was in order! I had a couple chicken burritos, and ate one at home and saved the other.
Sure enough, the gas made a grand entrance on the seat of the dining room chair, while my dad made a face. As time went on, I ripped farts left and right that began to stink. During the TV show I was watching, I cut a rotten egg bomb which I nearly commited suicide on, and had to go run over to my mom and wave it in her face as she told me "Don't do that!"
I'm still ripping serious ass and hey, another one just flew! If I didn't know better I'd go make a check wipe in the bathroom! This computer chair is getting a real beating! We may have to throw it out!
I don't know what exactly caused these masterpieces, but I haven't had story worthy ones like this in a long time! Now, who wants to pull my finger?
First it was Walgreens, where I bought among other things, dried apricots. Proven fart fuel. I just didn't expect the gas to show up so fast.
Since my mom made bean dip today, she needed more beans for future dip, but I'm sure she had second thoughts after what happened next. The dried apricots must have started to kick in, because I had one brewing. Next thing you know, in the bean aisle, it was only appropriate that I let one rip. I started laughing of course, the other fart requirement after making my announcement. I'm sure she'd rather not know me for there were other customers nearby. ;D
So after that, we had to have dinner. Since the night before we went out to a Chinese buffet, it had to be something cheap. Taco Bell was in order! I had a couple chicken burritos, and ate one at home and saved the other.
Sure enough, the gas made a grand entrance on the seat of the dining room chair, while my dad made a face. As time went on, I ripped farts left and right that began to stink. During the TV show I was watching, I cut a rotten egg bomb which I nearly commited suicide on, and had to go run over to my mom and wave it in her face as she told me "Don't do that!"
I'm still ripping serious ass and hey, another one just flew! If I didn't know better I'd go make a check wipe in the bathroom! This computer chair is getting a real beating! We may have to throw it out!
I don't know what exactly caused these masterpieces, but I haven't had story worthy ones like this in a long time! Now, who wants to pull my finger?