Stop IT!

[Kimm]

I walked into the living room about an hour ago. I announced that I had an egg salad sandwich and a sundae for lunch.

Then I leaned forward and stuck my butt behind me and I blew a long loud fart.

BBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I giggled and I go "Ahhh, that felt good."

My mom goes "Did you have to just sh!t your pants in the living room like that?" I go I didnt have to but it less painful to send it out than hold it in.

Then about a half hour later I stood up and got the machine gun style. You know the

BPLAT.
BPLAT
BPLAT
BPLAT
BPLAT.....

It had to be at least 20.

My dad goes "for goodness sakes!"

My mom goes "KIM Stop farting!" The living room cleared for a while. It was funny.

[Demona]

You gave the 20 gun salute! Next time go for 21!

[dannyboy]

She's brutal. Her and her friend.

They each farted at least 7 or 8 times at bowling too. Each was loud and foul. Our team and the other team were getting stenched out. We know the people on the other team really well too.

It was kind of funny but I was getting embarrassed as her brother. She wasn't embarrassed at all. Neither of them were. The were giving eathother five even.

[fartinggurl]

My parents have asked me at times after I farted, "Did you have to fart in here?" I just reply, "I didn't have to. I wanted to. It's nice to share." ;D

[Kimm]

Aug 5, 2009 21:28:01 GMT -5 fartinggurl said:

My parents have asked me at times after I farted, "Did you have to fart in here?" I just reply, "I didn't have to. I wanted to. It's nice to share." ;D

Ive said that too.


And Dan, we won all 4 games at bowling didnt we? I think Renee and I are going to go to Checkers before bowling every week from now on. Cheers. And pull my finger.


Often when my dad talks to my boyfriend he refers to me by saying "where's your windbreaker?" or "Your windbreaker is in the kitchen."