Kimm
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Post by Kimm on Jul 31, 2009 20:09:52 GMT -5
Ok my 10 year reunion was a week ago. It was Saturday.
It was a nice dance get together. I still see a lot of the people I hung out with. Other clasmates are around much of the time. Theres a few we all lost touch with but everybody talks about a class of 400 that had a reunion and 40 people came.
We had a class of 220 I think it was and we had 150 come to the party.
I think there were only about 20 that didnt at least rsvp.
Well 1 somebody started a discussion about farts.
It got talked about that I often had to write about not farting in class because I farted in school a lot.
That girl I hung out with said "oh Kim used to fart a lot!" I said "I still do." At the same time my boyfriend goes "she still does."
We got a good story from that.
After the party me, my boyfriend and 2 girls I knew since school went to Dennys.
The rich reunion food finally kicked in. So I go "remember what we were discussing earlier?"
My boyfriend goes "We talked about a lot of things earlier can you be a little more specific?"
I go I can be a lot more specific. I lifted a butt cheek and blew a long loud BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT
I think this time my boyfriend was kind of annoyed but I my friends were a little buzzed from the wine.
Theyre laughing their heads off. One of them said "You not only havent aged you havent lost your gastric touch either."
It smelled pretty bad I was glad. ;D
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Post by Pumpkin on Aug 4, 2009 12:50:41 GMT -5
Kimm, your intestinal talents are the stuff of legend. ;D And reality too. ;D
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Post by fartinggurl on Aug 5, 2009 21:44:11 GMT -5
That's pretty funny. My graduating class was a little uptight about farting, but not all of them were. I managed to find the classmates that found farts funny, although I lost touch with them.
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Post by Kimm on Aug 7, 2009 20:02:10 GMT -5
I converted my best friend the summer before our senior year.
She moved here in 2nd grade and I never heard her fart until we went on a camping trip just before senior year that would be summer 1998. She farted loud and we all heard and when we thought she would claim it was something else she goes "Yep I blew it!" For the last decade she has known what the right thing to do is and she farts just as much as me now.
I like to believe I still fart a little more than she does though.
tee hee. I just did this now. I go to my dad to pull my finger. My dads cool so he did. And I didnt disappoint myself. My dad goes "Niicceee."
It was a BBBPPLLLAAATTTTTTTTTT
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