Post by Pumpkin on Jul 27, 2009 12:49:58 GMT -5
I had an explosive birthday. I had been road tripping for a few days and with all the different types of food I had been eating, it made for excellent fart fuel. 
I was standing out on the patio of my brother's house. He and I were talking when I felt the fart pressure building. I raised my hand dramatically to bring a halt to the talking, then I fired a three shot volley: BLAFF--BURAAFFF-BLAAAP. ;D
My bro has a good fart sense of humor. He fled as soon as the stink shock wave fanned out from my butt. He said as we went inside laughing "Geezzzz, that smelled like rotting garbage".
His wife says to the larger group of relatives, "I bet one of you farted, didn't you". Yup. ;D She knows us too well. By then I'm laughing like a hyena. The rest of the relatives just rolled their eyes as if to say "what can you expect from him?"
I was so proud when we stepped back out on the patio a few minutes later and the fart still hung out in the night air. ;D
I was standing out on the patio of my brother's house. He and I were talking when I felt the fart pressure building. I raised my hand dramatically to bring a halt to the talking, then I fired a three shot volley: BLAFF--BURAAFFF-BLAAAP. ;D
My bro has a good fart sense of humor. He fled as soon as the stink shock wave fanned out from my butt. He said as we went inside laughing "Geezzzz, that smelled like rotting garbage".
His wife says to the larger group of relatives, "I bet one of you farted, didn't you". Yup. ;D She knows us too well. By then I'm laughing like a hyena. The rest of the relatives just rolled their eyes as if to say "what can you expect from him?"
I was so proud when we stepped back out on the patio a few minutes later and the fart still hung out in the night air. ;D
