a joke

[Jason O'Lewa]

a blonde goes to the police station to answer the ad for a new secretary.
the police chief says can you type?
she said yes I can.
the police chief said can you file?
she said yes I can

the police chief said ok, if you can come back tomorrow and answer the question who shot abraham lincoln you will get the job

the blonde goes home and says I got the job.not only did I get the job im investigating a murder

[fartinggurl]

Haha! That's pretty good. Here's another blond joke I heard awhile ago.

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket on
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

[Kimm]

Thats pretty good she got put in homicide the very first day.

[Kimm]

;D

I tell my brother this sometimes. Why are blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them. ;D