I'm releasing my hostage, as per the deal.

[Mahnarch]

YARR!! It's been a full seven days at sea and I've gotta keep t' my end of th' bar'gin.

I be settin' Kimmie free.
T'was a hard week, too.
Everytime I posted somethin' I thought she was followin' me!

Over th' week I kept her on her toes. Ev'ry day I'd tell her:

Mahnarch: "Good work, Kimmie. Sleep well. I'll probably kill you in the morning."

I told her this until the last day, when I told her my secret.

Mahnarch: "I'm not the dread pirate Mahnarch. My name is Cummerbun.

Then I told her about 'how it was the name that made the difference'. No one would surrender to the 'Dread Pirate Cummerbun'.

We brought on a new crew an' I called her 'Mahnarch', making the new crew believe.

She be a good pirate, but I have t' let her out of my fleet, as per my deal with PhilDHoles, Sgt. of the massive forces of PA.

Ya just don't mess with th' Poles, mate.
They be a lion in the brush. I be hearin' tales o' Poles takin' on a league o' men, bearing nutin' but a stick and walkin' out with nothin' more'n touseled hair.

***

I shall sail the seven seas and find a new captive to hold for a week.
T'is my goal t' turn th' likes o' ev'ry one a' ya into pirates.


(Kimm, you can keep the pic in your sig. A fond rememberance of your time on 'The Scourging Chipmunk'.)

[Blastgirl]

You didn't make her walk the plank? ;D

[Phil]

I see pirates have some honor. The Scourging Chipmunk will be setting sail and this time instead of boarding the Scourging Chipmunk for battle we shall provide some supplies for Captain Mahnarch and his crew for their next voyage as our peace offering.

[Kimm]

Thanks for the voyage aboard the Scourging Chipmunk.
Fencing is quite an interesting spectator game.

[Demona]

Sounds like Kim had quite a time there...But you'll never catch me! *whips out sword*

[Kimm]

Dont fret it Demona. As harsh as he talks, Mahnarch is a nice pirate.

[roflstunts]

I like turtles.

[Demona]

kimm said:

Dont fret it Demona. As harsh as he talks, Mahnarch is a nice pirate.

Well yeah, I talk to him in PM alot the past few days.

[Mahnarch]

blastgirl said:

You didn't make her walk the plank? ;D

Aye!!! I made her walk th' plank, but, unfortunately - due to poor planning on my part - the pier was only a 2 foot drop....

I be a bad pirate.


****

Kimm, don't be givin' out trade secrets, now.
I've got a reputation to uphold. Yar.

.....I flipped off a box full of kittens, today....

[edlin]

So who's your new hostage?

[Blastgirl]

Mr Spock would be a Logical choice. ;D

[Mahnarch]

Right now, I got an avatar of myself from Meez(?), an affiliate of photobucket.

I will decide, soon.
I can't say beforehand, otherwise it ain't a surprise.

*sneaks up on Blastgirl*
*Blastgirl looks up from her newspaper*
*I pass by, whistling as I walk*
"Yar. Lovely day....."

[Phil]

mahnarch said:

Right now, I got an avatar of myself from Meez(?), an affiliate of photobucket.

I will decide, soon.
I can't say beforehand, otherwise it ain't a surprise.

*sneaks up on Blastgirl*
*Blastgirl looks up from her newspaper*
*I pass by, whistling as I walk*
"Yar. Lovely day....."

Atten HUTT.
[the sgt calls troops to attention.]
*with reason to think the Scourging Chipmunk is back in the harbor and capt Mahnarch may again be on the hunt for a member's avatar.