Sunny side up? Funny side down.

[Kimm]

I know thats a stupid title.

Our school year ended a few days ago and we have a farewell breakfast. Hard boiled eggs, pancakes and icecream for desert.

The eggs and icecream are the best combination to make my butt scream.

We were in my boyfriends car later on the way to my house and I told him I was ready to fart. He goes "Ok, what the hell?"

I lifted and it was a long loud
BBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I laughed hard and I go that was a big 1. He goes "Not really youve ripped them much louder."

It reeked really bad though.

In the living room I felt more coming later so I go "Uh-oh," I lifted a cheek and blew twin poppers
BBPPLLATTT....BBPPLLAATT.

My mom goes "nice and ladylike as usual Kim."

My boyfriend goes "youre lucky you werent in the car earlier."

;D

[Demona]

LOL! One of these days you'll cut one in front of the kids! I bet it was the hardboiled eggs!

[dannyboy]

She chased us all off the deck about an hour ago. It was raunchy and dense and lingering.

[fartinggurl]

On Monday my younger cousin was over because he had spent the night at my grandparents. Anyway, they were over at my house, playing Wii golf, and I had Burger King for lunch eariler that day. I felt a fart coming, and I let off a BBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP! It reeked, and my younger cousin put the game on pause and went into the kitchen, holding his nose. When my uncle (his dad) came over later to take him back home, he told my uncle that I stunk up the living room.

[Pumpkin]

I think the lady who loaded my groceries in the trunk must have had ice cream and eggs for breakfast topped off by Burger King for dinner.

She was putting the grocery bags into the trunk when I got a whiff of a really nasty road kill type of fart that made my eyes water slightly. She acted kind of embarrassed and hustled away quickly when she finished loading. Well she unloaded too. I kept the trunk open for a minute to let it air out.

[Kimm]

Oh yea!!! Onion or icecream or eggs smell the worst.

Chickenwings and beans make for the loudest farts. Not that all farts cant stink but thats the pattern of emissions that come from my butt.